Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I have decided to revamp my profile. For context today is May 6,
My name is Jayme. I am currently single and enjoy the freedom that
comes from open relationships and casual encounters. I also enjoy
the security that comes from having people around all the time. I
am epileptic and have a few other health conditions that make being
alone kind of scary, while at the same time I am an independent
I love living in Oregon. I love the sound of the wind in the trees,
the smell after a fresh rain, overcast days, and the fact that you
can always see a hill or a mountain in the horizon. Don't get me
wrong I love to travel too and would love to live a portion of my
life in another country, but Oregon is and will always be
I have a pretty dirty mind, which probably stems from the fact that
I have 3 older brothers. I laugh at raunchy jokes then memorize
them so that I can retell them. I make the best and worst "that's
what she said" jokes.
I consider myself to be a fairly honest person. I rarely lie,
mostly because I don't see the point in it. Life is just easier
when you tell the truth. I have a very good memory when it comes to
most things but I am atrocious when it comes to pop culture. Since
I started having seizures my memory has gotten a bit worse, but
still appears to be far above average. Who knows what the future
holds for that. : /
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am on disability for a few of my medical conditions that make it
unsafe to work. I spend a lot of time participating in a couple of
boffing aka LARPing groups. For those of you who don't know, this
means three times a week I get dressed up like the nerd I am, grab
the foam covered beating sticks I have, and go beat the crap out of
other nerds who are incidentally trying to do the same to me.
There's much more to it than that of course, but that's the
Other then being a complete nerd, I spend a lot of time with
friends. I don't drink but I still enjoy bars. I love people
watching and meeting people. I'm just living... Waiting for what
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Observation. Memory. Honesty. These three things in combination as
strong suits make me one of the most trustworthy people you will
meet and I'm not even trying.
Getting free clothes
Finding money for cigarettes
Back and foot and face massages
Eye tricks (ask me)
Taking pain like a champ
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Usually my attire. I spend almost half the week running around town
in garb. Dressed to fight, in the best thrift store throw together
I can do to resemble 16th century garb and math my fighting
company. This might include a corset or jesters cap.
After that, I get a lot of comments on piercings, eyes, and ass.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I think my favorite author is Terry Pratchett. As far as music goes
I like a fairly large variety. I don't like country and I don't
like very much rap, other then that there is something in about
every genre that I like. I'm not really big on T.V. anymore, but I
follow walking dead and game of thrones. Raising Hope and Big Bang
Theory I watch too, but mostly it's movies. I'm a pretty picky
eater but it's not because I don't like a lot of food's it's mostly
medical. I really like pastas and pizza. I LOVE ice cream. I like
chicken in pretty much any form.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
This section is going to be a work in progress comprised of random
thoughts added as I think them. To start I will list a few topics
that frequent my endless thought process.
Zombies. Specifically zombie survival and at which point suicide
would be favorable.
Death. How I am going to die. How you are going to die. What I am
going to accomplish before I die. When I am going to die. What if
anything happens after death.
Suicide. I don't want to kill myself but my brain can't help but
linger on the topic. Scenarios in which it would be acceptable,
i.e. Terminal illness or zombie apocalypse. Also methods one might
use to effectively commit the act while preserving the body for
others to use.
People. Their interactions and perceptions and how they differ from
person to person. I love to people watch and am fairly observant. I
like to say I read minds but all it really is is reading body
language and acting on what I see.
Children. How I would raise them. What I would change when I got
pregnant. What I would change when I gave birth. What kind of
involvement various people, myself included will have in their
life. This all coming from someone who doesn't want kids.
Suffering. Why it is necessary. How my suffering compares to yours.
If they ever really could be compared. The growth that comes from
vast quantities of suffering. How emotional and physical suffering
compare within a person. The joy of relief that would never be felt
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Nothing has been very typical for me lately. I kinda just go with
the flow. Life is in a shift right now. Ill get back too this one.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I snort when laughing. Can't help it. People tell me it's cute but
I just think that's silly!
Also I am a pretty epic belcher. Gimme a soda and I'll show ya.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
I am sick and tired of people who have nothing to say to me about
anything but my appearance. If you message me I want 20 word
minimum and comments on attractiveness should be kept to a minimum,
at least online. I am mostly on this site because I have
difficulties meeting girls and couples I am attracted to but I
won't necessarily turn away all single guys. Just most. Message if
you want to. Ill reply if I want to. Isn't that how this works?
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