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26 F Springfield, OR

My Details

Last Online
Apr 16
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Judaism, and laughing about it
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from two-year college
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Doesn’t want kids
Has cats
English (Fluently), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
*Note to readers*
I am in an open relationship. My boyfriend and I have a few rules and guidelines as to who we can be with but not many. While I am still mostly looking for women, I may not necessarily instantly reject the attention of a male.

I change a lot. My hobbies and interests are primarily nerdy. I like video games (computer not console, with the exception of rock band) I participate in a non profit run sport called amtgard. Most of you would probably recognize this as "LARPing" or "Boffing" but the particular group I fight with is very interested in the technical training of sword play, which is not only great exercise but perfect zombie apocalypse training. I have several medical conditions which impact greatly how I live my life. I have a semi restricted diet and spend many days in pain. I take the cards I am dealt and do the best I can though.

I love living in Oregon. I love the sound of the wind in the trees, the smell after a fresh rain, overcast days, and the fact that you can always see a hill or a mountain in the horizon. Don't get me wrong I love to travel too and would love to live a portion of my life in another country, but Oregon is and will always be "home".

I have a pretty dirty mind, which probably stems from the fact that I have 3 older brothers. I laugh at raunchy jokes then memorize them so that I can retell them. I make the best and worst "that's what she said" jokes.

I consider myself to be a fairly honest person. I rarely lie, mostly because I don't see the point in it. Life is just easier when you tell the truth. I have a very good memory when it comes to most things but I am atrocious when it comes to pop culture.
What I’m doing with my life
Currently I am working on a disability claim. I have a medical condition that causes me to pass out a couple times a day. I'm getting fairly used to it but every now and then I have a hard tumble or miss out on something I really wanted to do because it's not safe. The other day I passed out on the stairs and slid down several of them biting the shit out of my tongue and hitting my knee and various other bits repeatedly.
I’m really good at
Observation. Memory. Honesty. These three things in combination as strong suits make me one of the moat trustworthy people you will meet and I'm not even trying.

Getting free clothes
Finding money for cigarettes
Shooting guns
Braiding hair
Back and foot and face massages
Eye tricks (ask me)
Taking pain like a champ
Animal calls
The first things people usually notice about me

My piercings. I have 5 in my face and several elsewhere. I think after my piercings, most people notice that my demeanor is much kinder and more giving then one would expect from a pierced tattooed nerdy hippie chick. A lot of people seem to stare at my legs so maybe that's what they notice first.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I think my favorite author is Terry Pratchett. As far as music goes I like a fairly large variety. I don't like country and I don't like very much rap, other then that there is something in about every genre that I like. I'm not really big on T.V. anymore, but I follow walking dead and game of thrones. Raising Hope and Big Bang Theory I watch too, but mostly it's movies. I'm a pretty picky eater but it's not because I don't like a lot of food's it's mostly medical. I really like pastas and pizza. I LOVE ice cream. I like chicken in pretty much any form.
The six things I could never do without
Ice cream
Human interaction
I spend a lot of time thinking about
This section is going to be a work in progress comprised of random thoughts added as I think them. To start I will list a few topics that frequent my endless thought process.

Zombies. Specifically zombie survival and at which point suicide would be favorable.

Death. How I am going to die. How you are going to die. What I am going to accomplish before I die. When I am going to die. What if anything happens after death.

Suicide. I don't want to kill myself but my brain can't help but linger on the topic. Scenarios in which it would be acceptable, i.e. Terminal illness or zombie apocalypse. Also methods one might use to effectively commit the act while preserving the body for others to use.

People. Their interactions and perceptions and how they differ from person to person. I love to people watch and am fairly observant. I like to say I read minds but all it really is is reading body language and acting on what I see.

Children. How I would raise them. What I would change when I got pregnant. What I would change when I gave birth. What kind of involvement various people, myself included will have in their life. This all coming from someone who doesn't want kids.
On a typical Friday night I am
Either at home with some friends playing rock band, or out grabbing a drink. Every Saturday afternoon I beat the shit out of my boyfriend and some of our friends with padded weapons.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I snort when laughing. Can't help it. People tell me it's cute but I just think that's silly!

Also I am a pretty epic belcher. Gimme a beer and I'll show ya.
I’m looking for
  • Guys and girls who like bi girls
  • Ages 19–29
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
You saw at least 4 things on my profile you can relate to. If you are interested in boffing. If you think I'm pretty and want to leave a compliment (compliments wont get you sex) and especially if you are female, or another attractive open couple?