So, I think I'm playing stalker tag with some of my stalkers.

See, I look to see who has looked.

Then I go look at their profiles.

Then the next day, some of them have come back to look at my profile again.

So I kind of suspect that we're all playing tag :P

So, I recently requested a "WTF (What to Fix)" report with my SO. It started a two day half-fight over one of the questions.

It left me pondering a number of things about the OK Cupid system. It seems to me that many of the questions are worded in an interpretable fashion, with too many elements to the question.

During the course of the debate on this particular one, we discovered that the source of our disagreement was the emphasis placed on each part of the question.

"Is it ever okay to tell your partner that they are not allowed to have someone as their friend?"

For me, it is not only no but HELL NO; I focused on the "telling me I am NOT ALLOWED to do something," while everyone else focused on the relative relationships, and the circumstances that might result in this need coming about. We all eventually agreed to table it until it was not an academic point of inquiry.

But it's not the only one. So, just so people know, don't request a WTF report unless you *really* want to know.

Stolen from another user, simply because I'm not that sleepy tonight. If anyone can explain to me why my good headphones were in my underwear basket... Additionally, I intend to skip all the dialogue tracks, such as the Harry Houdini speech from "Swordfish," etc.

My Life Soundtrack

If your life was a movie, what would the soundtrack be?

Remember, don't cheat!

So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend your cool...
My 7. Go back and do it again and see if you get better results because the first round makes you seem like a sick fuck.
My 8. Go back, and pick the song *you* would have picked instead of trusting Apple to do it for you, because the second round didn't get any better :P
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Opening Credits:
K-OS, "The Rain," Atlantis - Hymns for Disco
Joshua Redman, "How Come You Don't Call Me Anymore," Timeless Tales (for Changing Times)
Mason Williams, "Classical Gas," Phonograph Record

Waking Up:
Beastie Boys, "Boomin' Granny," Beastie Boys Anthology - The Sounds of Science
Santana Tribute Band, "She's Not There," Smooth Sax Tribute to Santana

First Day At School:
Freddie Blassie Back, "Pencil Neck Geek," Dr. Demento's 20th Anniversary Collection
Joshua Redman, "Love for Sale," Timeless Tales (for Changing Times)
Captain Tractor, "Last Sasketchwan Pirate," East of Edson

Falling In Love:
Rammstein, "Sehnsucht," Live Aus Berlin (for the non-German readers, "Longing")
Cast Recording, "Oh, What a Beautiful Morning," Oklahoma soundtrack
Anastacia, "Love is a Crime," Chicago soundtrack

Fight Song:
Julie Andrews, "Stay Awake," Mary Poppins Original Soundtrack
The Youngbloods, "Get Together," The Best of the Youngbloods
Montgomery Gentry, "Hell Yeah," My Town

Breaking Up:
Tom Lehrer, "The Elements," Song and More Songs
Lords of Acid, "She and Mr. Jones (Uncensored)," Heaven is an Orgasm
The Righteous Brothers, "You've Lost that Loving Feeling," Top Gun soundtrack

Prom:
Various artists, "Slideshow," Civilisation IV soundtrack
The Dead Alewives, "Dungeons and Dragons," Take Down the Grand Master
(This is only funny until you know we threatened to take Magic the Gathering cards to our senior Prom.)
John Micheal Montgomery, "She Don't Need a Band to Dance," Kickin' It Up

Sex scene:
Nervous Norvus, "Transfusion," Dr. Demento's 20th Anniversary Collection
John Powell, "True Love's First Kiss," Shrek Soundtrack
Jimmie Rodgers, "Kisses Sweeter than Wine," 50's Rock 'n' Roll - Whole Lot of Shakin'

Life:
Dope Smugglaz, "The Word," Swordfish soundtrack
Dieselboy, "Live at Sapphire 06-13-99," (no album listed)
Prince, "The Song of the Heart," Happy Feet (Music from the MP)

Mental Breakdown:
Larry Greene, "Through the Fire," Top Gun soundtrack
Dom & Roland, "Can't Punish Me," System Upgrade
Great Big Sea, "Ordinary Day," Rant and Roar

Driving:
Angela Lansbury, "Beauty and the Beast," Beauty and the Beast Original MP Soundtrack
Richard Cheese, "Come Out and Play (Offspring)," Lounge Against the Machine
Rascal Flatts, "Life is a Highway," Cars (Soundtrack from the MP)

Flashback:
Andrea Marcon & Venice Baroque Orchestra, "Sinfonia for Strings in C, R. 111a: I. Allegro," Sinfonia for Strings in C, R. 111a: I. Allegro - Discovery Download
Jimmy Dean, "P.T. 109," Classic Country - Great Story Songs (disc 1)
Little Big Town, "Boondocks," The Road to Here

Wedding:
Barenaked Ladies, "What a Good Boy," Disc One: All Their Greatest Hits (1991-2001)
LeAnn Rimes, "Honestly," Blue
Captain Tractor, "Frozen Puck to the Head," Hat Trick

Birth of Child:
Garth Brooks, "Life's a Dance," Life's a Dance
Dieselboy, "Plastic," A Soldier's Story
The University of Texas Longhorn Marching Band, "Wabash Cannonball," The Year of the Heisman (because this is what every child needs to know when he enters this world)

Final Battle:
Spike Jones and His City Slickers, "Cocktails for Two," Dr. Demento's 20th Anniversary Collection
Future Cut & Futurebound, "Homicide," Th 6ixth Session (Disk 1)
Moby, "James Bond (Techno Remix)," (no album listed)

Death Scene:
Pilot Speed, "Barely Listening," Barely Listening - Single of the Week
Cast Recording, "I can't say No," Oklahoma soundtrack
Leslie Fish, "Grandma Went Out With a Bang," (no album listed)

Funeral Song:
Ravel, "Daphne et Chloe," The Best of Ravel
Various Artists, "Alexander," Civilisation IV soundtrack
Brobdingnagian Bards, "Finnegan's Wake," Songs of Ireland

End Credit:
Eminem, "Lounge," The Slim Shady LP
George Strait, "Check Yes or No," Strait out of the Box
Halfcocked, "Bad Reputation," Shrek Soundtrack

The system would like me to add a 1,000 character journal post, and I am killing a Sunday evening.

What do you do with a journal post on this thing, though? Animadvert about politics? Discuss your most recent favorite movie? Ponder the mysteries of life? Make vulgar comments about the same and opposite sexes?

Okay.

I tend toward the libertarian ideology. I think the government should work on the public sector and on keeping corporations in line, and keep their noses out of most everything else. For example, I am not pro- or anti-abortion. I am pro-choice. If it isn�t your body, you don�t get a say in it. Same thing for gay sex. Texas has finally accepted that anal sex is not a crime, but it isn�t the legislature�s bedroom! Same thing for gay marriage. If you, a traditional white American male, are against gay marriage, I recommend marrying a woman instead of a man. Just an idea. However, don�t prevent my best friends, who are more in love than you will ever be, from getting a tax break, just because your God believes that male-on-male action isn�t as hot as male-on-female. Basically, keep your Bible-based morals out of my pagan life and off my lawbooks, and stick to ethics and treating people the way you�d want to be treated.

I recently (like a month ago or so) discovered the movie �Hitch,� starring Will Smith, who is one of my favorite actors in the history of ever. It�s a clever movie, with a lot of �obvious� tips that you don�t think about consciously, but which are damn good reminders! It also meets my �escapist, happily ever after� requirement for film and literature.

There are no mysteries of life. There is only a lack of communication and what is usually a missed opportunity to make something out of each day.

Boobs are awesome. I have no idea why I find them fascinating. I consider myself heteroflexible, basically willing to participate with other women for the purpose of garnering the male interest, but not interested in women on their own sexual merit. That doesn�t explain it though. As for men, well� men are fascinating. They usually make sense, are usually straightforward, and I just like the look of most of them. If I�m sitting in the room, just looking around and smiling, I am probably just enjoying the view.

Yep, sure enough, that�s how you make a long post on this. Answer random questions that you make up, get 2,418 characters out of the deal.