Live every day like you're Glen Coco, live every week like it's Shark Week.

Aiming for science and media and fun stuff, not quite there yet!

Seeing an actor and remembering their name or what else they've acted in.

Constantly showing up 10 minutes late for everything (I find it's hard to sneak in quietly to most things)

TV: 30 Rock, Mad Men, Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones, Futurama, The Simpsons, Graham Norton Show, The Big Bang Theory, How I Met Your Mother, documentaries about hoarders, The Thick of It, Modern Family, Scrubs, The IT Crowd, Episodes, Father Ted, Family Guy, 24 hours in A&E, South Park, Doctor Who, Sherlock, Embarrassing Bodies.

Movies: Too many to name! More time for that later.

Music: Lots. At a glance... Mumford & Sons, Florence & The Machine, Olly Murs (don't judge me), Daft Punk, Emeli Sandé, Example, Damien Dempsey, Kíla, Calvin Harris, Black Eyed Peas, Arcade Fire, Kanye West, Eminem, The Blanks, Coldplay, Franz Ferdinand. Many more.

Food: Also lots of things. I can usually be found eating pizza, chilli, pesto, mushrooms, pasta, mashed potatoes, omelettes, 3-in-1s (not necessarily all at the same time). Sometimes I can bake nice things, and I can make really nice bruschetta, but outside of that it gets quite hit-and-miss...

- Twitter, Facebook & Reddit (news, fun stuff, keeping in touch)
- Diet Coke (pretty sure I have a problem)
- Deodorant (and if you think you don't need it, you probably do)
- Bus ticket (can't be dealing with change all the time)
- The odd bit of sunshine
- Anything that can tell me what time it is

What to say in order to not sound like a socially awkward asshat.

Out with my friends, working late, or tweeting about how shite the Late Late show guest list is compared to the Graham Norton show.

That the treasure is buried under th... nope, nice try okcupid!

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