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Jazzmaster_Fail

26 Greensboro, NC Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 21–30
  • Near me

My details

Last online
Today – 11:38am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Other
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Job
Other
Income
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Poorly), Spanish (Okay), Tagalog (Fluently), Urdu (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am that I am.

The unknown fears me.

I can out-drink Death, it's why I'm still here.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Ego sum Cerberus.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Selling you a self storage unit.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I am the Destroyer.

I am the god of Fuck.

And my dad jokes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Book (as of 8/02/2014) - Under The Dome

Movie (as of 8/30/2012) - Funny Games (US)

Show (as of 2/06/2015) - Shameless (US)

Song (as of 7/27/2014) - Meghan Trainor - All About That Bass (fuck you, it's a great song)

Food (as of 8/02/2014) - anything my ma makes
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Stars, horseshoes, clovers, blue moons, pots of gold and red balloons.

The hearts and rainbows can go fuck themselves.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Walking on eggshells. That's got to be uncomfortable. Shits are sharp.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Stomping holes through the Earth like a kid in mud.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I want you under my skirt, making me see a god that I don't believe in.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're thirsty. The water is free at my house.