20-something construction nerd by day -- vegan baker by night. Well, I'm a vegan all day long, really... Soooo...

I'm the biggest smart ass you'll ever meet with an even bigger heart. I love going to hockey games, reading, cooking/baking, going to the dog park with my dog, trips to Barnes N Noble, and watching movies. I'm a huge movie buff. Any given lazy day I'm looking for new movies to watch. I also love new experiences -- I'll try just about anything once!!

I'm not going to lie, the first time I filled this out it was completely sarcastic so I'm giving it another shot. No guarantees if we actually meet...

I think the above statement about sums it up. I work a lot, but luckily I don't have to work weekends. All of my overtime is during the week. I also volunteer with an animal rescue and other random charities at various times. What can I say? I'm a softy...

About to move into my new condo in Rockville with the mutt. Can't wait. :)

Saying the wrong thing at the right time. It's a gift, really...

I've been told that my eyes are my most prominent feature, but be careful... You might turn into stone!

Don't let my profile fool you. Once we start talking, you'll find I'm very nerdy and articulate... yet nevertheless, very sarcastic.

Food: I should probably point out that I'm a vegan, so if that's a deal breaker for you, oh well! I love Japanese, Mexican, Chinese, Indian, and a bunch of other international cuisines. I can make a pretty mean black bean burger too.

Books: Memoirs of a Geisha, The Other Boleyn Girl, Harry Potter Series, Empress Orchid... My favorite genre is historical fiction. Essentially, I like books that are based on an event that actually took place, but aren't necessarily true. Gives you another way to think/consider that event/point in time.

Movies: Way too many to list. Watching movies is my favorite past time.

Music: Anything that isn't country.

What's for dinner... or the next meal in general... or what I'm going to bake to bring into work... I am a Jew, after all. We're made for breeding more Jews and feeding people.

Doing what we do every night, Pinky...

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man running the stand, "Hey! *bom bom bom* Got any GRAPES?"

*waddle waddle*

You have something more to say than 'hi.' No, seriously... I'll completely ignore your message if it only says 'hi.'