I'm not like most guys or most people nor do I pretend to be. I'm different in very small but important ways, not easily discernible except perhaps to the discerning. In other words, I'm an acquired taste.
Loyal, dependable, considerate, thoughtful, clean & hygienic. Physically, I'm lean, muscular, & athletic. By turns droll, witty, mischievous, irreverent. I can be bawdy to raunchy, depending upon the circumstances and company. Otherwise, I'm unfailingly polite and avoid 4-letter words in everyday conversation, especially "cool." Enjoy witty banter & wordplay, and their use in flirting. (I may be down to earth, but I'm still above ground.)
I'm more about the enduring & classic than trendy -- what life offers up, good or bad, rather than lifestyle. Virtually no circumstances could keep me from finding something to smile about. But cliches, verbal and otherwise, make me groan.
(Glass half empty? Pour what you got into a smaller glass; you'd be amazed at the improvement.)
I have a healthy libido. I believe in eros & mystery in a relationship. I do boy-scout good deeds almost daily, smile easily, and really like MOST people -- but don't expect an altar boy. I believe that what consenting adults do is their business as long as neither children, animals, nor Italian sports cars are harmed. It's all "normal" if not all typical as far as I'm concerned.
Microwave & dishwasher-safe.