Hey, I'm Jordan. I consider myself a pretty funny, laid back type of guy. I find myself just kind of getting by right now. I just graduated from Morehouse College. I'd like to say "suck it" to all my haters #yoloswag. Don't be shy about messaging me first. It's nice to be the one on the receiving end of the first message every once and a while.

Graduating in May then hopefully working towards my masters in the fall. I go to the gym everyday because I recently realized that being in shape is something you shouldn't take for granted. I stopped playing tennis and gained some weight, but I've since put it off and now I feel better than ever.

Also I've recently been accepted into an exclusive study being conducted by Yale. We're trying to find out why Drake doesn't want any new friends. If you have any ideas as to why this is feel free to message me.

Tennis, listening, having fun. I'm also really good at reading people. I do a ton of people watching and I like to try to figure out what someone is like without talking to them.

Also I'm pretty good at looking like I place third in an Usher look-alike contest. So... so that's something.

"Hey, look at that black kid." - People

"Hey, isn't that Usher?" - More people

"Oh wow, you kinda sorta look like Will Smith." - White people

Evil Dead; Horror movies are my all time favorite.

Shameless; One of the funniest shows on T.V. right now.

The Office; Even though it should have ended when Michael left, I still love it.

RiFF RaFF; Best rapper in the game right now. Rap Game Ricky Ricardo.

Salad; Eating healthier is definitely a big part of my life now.

My education
Family
Hip Hop
Weightlifting
Running
Protein

What's next. Grad school or working full time. Decisions, decisions.

Also until very recently I spent my days pondering the age old question "Why do girls love Beyonce?" But now I have all the answers. Thanks Drake.

At home watching Mud Cats and Hoarders: Buried Alive. On really special nights I sit alone and watch Say Yes to the Dress: Bridesmaids. 'Becky you look so good in that! Just buy it already, you slut.'

I'm actually white. I suffered massive 3rd degree burns over 99% of my body at the age of 6 and now I am rich mocha-hazelnut color that I am.

I keed. I tend to keep everything out in the open. No time for secrets and whatnot.

If you're a strong, independent woman who don't need no man. Or, you know, if you actually do need a man. Either way. Either way is fine.