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Jbottles

26 M Brooklyn, NY

My Details

Last Online
Mar 12
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other
Sign
Capricorn
Education
Graduated from space camp
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently), C++ (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Under construction.
What I’m doing with my life
Moved to New York to explore. I'm currently freelancing and just looking to see where I find myself most comfortable here in the city.
I’m really good at
Making people laugh and creating awkward moments!
The first things people usually notice about me
My awesomeness and my very french gap in teeth
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Some of my favorite books but not all are Hitch hikers guide to the galaxy. The hobbit. All of R.A Salvatore's forbidden realm books. I like too many movies and TV shows to start mentioning here... Food? I like sush and any kind of soul food really. I'm obese at heart.
The six things I could never do without
Sleeping.
Chocolate milk.
Bacon.
Cheese fountains.
My sexy beast of a dog.
Internet.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My mind floats around to many different topics.
On a typical Friday night I am
Either out with some friends at a bar or at home watching a show or a movie. Maybe work on a project if I'm inspired.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
"I’m gonna punch you in the ovary, that’s what I’m gonna do. A straight shot, right to the babymaker.” — Anchorman

That's a question you should ask.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–50
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
You're awesome.