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Jcbvan

37 Abbotsford, British Columbia, CA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–99
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:38pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Full figured
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Taurus
Education
Graduated from space camp
Job
Management
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Poorly), Swahili (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hello,

I am looking for someone specific,

Former Model: I know I am not going to get the model years but maybe someone with some issues? botched Botox?

Someone from India: Not someone high born but maybe a untouchable?

Not the sharpest crayon: We can Keep up with the Kardashians

Dowry: Either way, You pay me or I pay you, Let the negotiations begin

Someone Understanding: Who won't press charges
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Not enough.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Eating Pizza
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My Fat Belly.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books- Justin Bieber: Just Getting Started

Movies- Gigli

Shows- The Facts of Life

Music- Raffi

Food- Candy
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Viagra
Hand Cuffs
Vaseline
Ski Mask
Hannah Montana DVD
Condoms

Oops , That's my Friday night.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Was Jem Truly Outrageous? or was she just trying to fulfill the longing for a Father she never had.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Crying in a fetal position
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I could lose a couple of pounds
You should message me if
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You want to message me?