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Jcogito

37 M Ealing, UK

My Details

Last Online
Today – 2:27am
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Education
Working on Ph.D program
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
This sun is driving me inappropriately crazy!

*apologies to those who read my profile previously and we're rightly put off by the 'dare' section. A rather devious friend infiltrated this corner of my identity and decided it would be fun.

To those oh have no idea what it I'm talking about, let's leave it that way. *

I've realised that, as of late, people seem to think I'm rather straight. At least when they see me. This doesn't bother me although feel free to scratch a little deeper. In other words, I'm far from straight.

**Update** Latest ambition is to grow old rocking back and forth on a porch with long white dreadlocks (me, not the porch), smelling of piss and scaring the local kids. *stop*

Too easy to over describe requirements but if you know your Heidegger from your hero turtles then this could be interesting.

Recently returned to these shores after a 11 years overseas. It's not as cold as I remember! If you have an intelligent sense of humour and aren't afraid of stringing more than two words together then drop me a line.

If you believe in the invisible hand of the market, regularly use the phrase 'kids these days' followed by a pronounced tutting, and enjoy a read of the Daily Mail with your breakfast then we're probably NOT going to get along.

What have I done? I always reject profiles that start by listing what they don't like! I've become one of 'them'!

Relaxed, intelligent and witty company sought. I've been told I am all three of these things and on only a few occasions has a negative prefix been added. And if you think you can help me escape 'them' then all the better.

I'm a current affairs addict. Former journalist, sometime stand-up comedian. Utterly disorganised. Very open minded. Well traveled, intelligent and often scatty.

I recently acquired a ukelele. I play terribly.

When people ask me what music I like I always reply "whatever sounds good". I think i'm being witty. Everyone else rolls their eyes.

I have all my own teeth. Allegedly.

I read too much. I'm about to start a PhD in Philosophy. Ergo my ability to procrastinate is extraordinary but I prefer to procrastinate in company.

I dress. Occasionally.

The rest? Well we can make that up as we go.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Look. If you can fund my PhD i'll do anything you want me to. I'll probably do it anyway but nothing wrong with an ambit claim.

So due to funding cuts, still no PhD. Instead I work almost every night hosting events and almost every day writing and organising events. Stand up comedy, quizzes and um... Speed dating. Hey, it pays.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Finding the absurd.

Explaining in simple terms, highly complex philosophical concepts.

Sounding like a twat.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The look of abject desperation in my eyes?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Oh please. Favourites? What day of the week is it? What time of day? Sheesh.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Books.

Learning to count.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why he couldn't do that, Dave.

Philosophicatoristicationisms.

And as of five minutes ago, whether I should be concerned about the outcomes of some of the tests I've taken on here.

Latterly, the fact that on my tests I'm an exact match with myself.

If the person who left a love heart sweet with the words "I love you" written in pink, on every seat in my train carriage yesterday is a beautiful selfless person... or needs to be hurt. Badly.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
rather happy.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I once had a twenty minute conversation with someone about if test tube babies have belly buttons and if so, how. They were joking. I wasn't.

I was on a recent, very cheesy, reality TV show.

I once had crush on Ian Astbury from the cult after getting drunk with him for 3 days in Lhasa.

I'm right handed but left footed.

I once tried to write a 4000 word short story using nothing but cliche.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–50
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're only relatively sane.

If you're a classically trained musician then I'm yours without question. We all have our kinks after all.

You're Gyorgy Ligetti.

You're not Gyorgy Ligetti. That would be limiting.

Berocca is more than just a hangover helper. It's a lifestyle choice.

Paradox makes sense to you and Eigen states freak you out in that belly turning, is the plane going down, god i'm excited, wind through my hair with a hint of slightly inappropriate sexual feelings kind of way.

You're interested in exploration of the kink variety.

You understand and are happy with my 'available' status.