Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I've realised that, as of late, people seem to think I'm rather
straight. At least when they see me. This doesn't bother me
although feel free to scratch a little deeper. In other words, I'm
far from straight.
**Update** Latest ambition is to grow old rocking back and forth on
a porch with long white dreadlocks (me, not the porch), smelling of
piss and scaring the local kids. *stop*
Too easy to over describe requirements but if you know your
Heidegger from your hero turtles then this could be
Recently returned to these shores after a 11 years overseas. It's
not as cold as I remember! If you have an intelligent sense of
humour and aren't afraid of stringing more than two words together
then drop me a line.
If you believe in the invisible hand of the market, regularly use
the phrase 'kids these days' followed by a pronounced tutting, and
enjoy a read of the Daily Mail with your breakfast then we're
probably NOT going to get along.
What have I done? I always reject profiles that start by listing
what they don't like! I've become one of 'them'!
Relaxed, intelligent and witty company sought. I've been told I am
all three of these things and on only a few occasions has a
negative prefix been added. And if you think you can help me escape
'them' then all the better.
I'm a current affairs addict. Former journalist, sometime stand-up
comedian. Utterly disorganised. Very open minded. Well traveled,
intelligent and often scatty.
I recently acquired a ukelele. I play terribly.
When people ask me what music I like I always reply "whatever
sounds good". I think i'm being witty. Everyone else rolls their
I have all my own teeth. Allegedly.
I read too much. I'm about to start a PhD in Philosophy. Ergo my
ability to procrastinate is extraordinary but I prefer to
procrastinate in company.
I dress. Occasionally.
The rest? Well we can make that up as we go.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Look. If you can fund my PhD i'll do anything you want me to. I'll
probably do it anyway but nothing wrong with an ambit claim.
So due to funding cuts, still no PhD. Instead I work almost every
night hosting events and almost every day writing and organising
events. Stand up comedy, quizzes and um... Speed dating. Hey, it
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Finding the absurd.
Explaining in simple terms, highly complex philosophical
Sounding like a twat.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The look of abject desperation in my eyes?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Oh please. Favourites? What day of the week is it? What time of
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Learning to count.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why he couldn't do that, Dave.
And as of five minutes ago, whether I should be concerned about the
outcomes of some of the tests I've taken on here.
Latterly, the fact that on my tests I'm an exact match with
If the person who left a love heart sweet with the words "I love
you" written in pink, on every seat in my train carriage yesterday
is a beautiful selfless person... or needs to be hurt. Badly.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I once had a twenty minute conversation with someone about if test
tube babies have belly buttons and if so, how. They were joking. I
I was on a recent, very cheesy, reality TV show.
I once had crush on Ian Astbury from the cult after getting drunk
with him for 3 days in Lhasa.
I'm right handed but left footed.
I once tried to write a 4000 word short story using nothing but
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're only relatively sane.
If you're a classically trained musician then I'm yours without
question. We all have our kinks after all.
You're Gyorgy Ligetti.
You're not Gyorgy Ligetti. That would be limiting.
Berocca is more than just a hangover helper. It's a lifestyle
Paradox makes sense to you and Eigen states freak you out in that
belly turning, is the plane going down, god i'm excited, wind
through my hair with a hint of slightly inappropriate sexual
feelings kind of way.
You're interested in exploration of the kink variety.
You understand and are happy with my 'available' status.
Who are you looking for?
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