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36 Talladega, AL Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 19–46
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 10:36pm
Native American, White
5′ 3″ (1.61m)
Body Type
Agnosticism, and somewhat serious about it
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Working on two-year college
Less than $20,000
Has a kid, and might want more
Has dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), German (Okay), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
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36 year old single father living in bfe Alabama. I'm into anything horror-related. I love old school punk rock, goth, industrial, metal, 80's cock rock, rockabilly, the rat pack, reggae, and old country. I also enjoy throwing down in the kitchen and seeing what I can come up with, just using what's on-hand at the time. It's a nice challenge for any cook. I hate ignorance and intolerance of any kind, and those who lie just to have their way. Being lied to ranks up there as one of my biggest pet peeves (are we not supposed to feed 'em after midnight?) along with being forced to wait against my will lol. I'm an impatient bastidge. I'm a city boy through and through, but I love hiking through the mountains and soaking up the scenery. I loathe having to talk about myself like this. It feels awkward.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm going to school, working on a business degree. I eventually want to open up a restaurant of my own.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
making a jackass out of myself, but not caring, cooking, making people crack up, and i think i'm good at helping friends with problems.
The first things people usually notice about me
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the Frankenstein-inspired tattooed bolts on my neck that apparently, from a distance, look like hickies, my big-ass head, the fact that I can see eye to eye with Rey Mysterio and Glenn Danzig, or my goofy grin.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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A) anything by Michael Moore, Anne Rice, Mary Shelley, Chuck Palahniuk, Bret Easton Ellis, Edgar A. Poe, Washington Irving, horror stories, comics, and stuff like that.

B) cheesy b/horror flicks, The Return of the Living Dead is my all-time favorite movie EVER. That should give you a good insight into my cinematic tastes. I'm a huge fan of the Alien series, The original Evil Dead series (Bruce Campbell is a god!), Batman movies, Big Trouble in Little China, Mr. Nobody, Memento, Planet of the Apes series (all, from the original to the latest incarnation, not including the crappy Mark Wahlburg one), Super, Pootie Tang, Rubber, Pumpkinhead, Pumpkin, all the living dead movies, and a good comedy.

C) Borgia (the Neflix series, not the Showtime one), Once Upon a Time, Pee Wee's Playhouse, The Walking Dead, American Horror Story, Monday Night Raw, 2 Broke Girls, Nip/Tuck, CSI, Law & Order (all of 'em), Burn Notice, Big Bang Theory, Undeclared, Trailer Park Boys, Transformers, GI Joe, Venture Brothers, How It's Made, Orange is the New Black, Ed, Edd n Eddy, The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy, Red Dwarf, The Munsters, The Addams Family, The Inbetweeners, anything educational about animals, no "reality" shows though. FUCK that mind-melting garbage.

D) the misfits, social distortion, christian death, type o negative, ramones, danzig, murderdolls, frankenstein drag queens, wednesday 13, run-dmc, london after midnight, the queers, the undeaad, screeching weasel, sloppy seconds, unknown hinson, hank williams III, hank williams, johnny cash, sex pistols, frank sinatra, elvis, bob marley, etc. I could add to this list forever and still not have every artist or band that I love.

E) pizza, mac n cheese, lasagna, cheesecake, chinese food, steak, a good fruit smoothie, grilled chicken, damn near anything that has to do with pasta. I'll try anything once. If I like it, I'll eat it again and again.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My daughter, my dogs and cat, my friends, a sense of humor, coffee, and something to play music on.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
the future, my family, my pets, friends, and music.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Cooking dinner and relaxing.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm not responsible for anything that I say or do before coffee. I'm a closet billy joel fan (shhh)
You should message me if
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You like to dance naked on golf courses in the middle of the night in December. Or if you're curious about what's behind door number two. Number two is the shit!