Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Let me start by saying I don't Check OKC unless I have a
notification of a message, that being said I won't know you stalked
my page until sometimes months later. So message if you want to
chat. My name is Joe, some choose to call me Rooster. ( It's a
funny and perverted story but that is for a personal discussion). I
read profusely and talk just as much. Nothing is better to me for
fun with friends then coffee and conversation.
I am stubborn as hell,(blame my mother) though on many things I
just don't care what people do and say.
I am a smoker and will not quit because you want me to! I will not
quit until I want to for myself, which isn't anytime soon. I don't
care if you smoke or not. I have No problem with drinking as I
believe strongly that everything should be handled in moderation.(
hint MODERATION is the key word!). Even Sober, you can have fun
I have no clue what else to say so I must contain my thoughts to
later discussion. Which of course I am more than willing to have.
Just message me.
I am Oxymoronic, Poetic, and Macabre
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am currently a CNA
(Certified Nurses Aide). Though I have two years of Psychology
under my belt
and three years Culinary arts
. My Minor is
My goal is to be a
family/marital counselor, a counselor to LGBTQ youth, sex therapist
and psychological profile adviser for the FBI and police on sex
crimes and serial killers
and cereal killers (I want to catch
that Damn Tony The Tiger by his toe and string him up like David
Aw, too soon? darn!
I also run a small business. I do readings per tradition, and find
it rewarding. I've been doing Tarot, crystal ball and palmistry
readings since I was a small child.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Grandma always said "If you can't be good, be good at it!" I'd like
to think I'm the best at what i do. I honestly would prefer if you
made your own judgments on what I am and am not good at.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My eyes and smile. I don't know you tell me! I'm almost always
wearing my sunglasses and my hats, long blonde hair and a devilish
I've recently been told I have a deep sexy voice by like ten
people. Most of whom were random as hell. For example, please read
journal entry "Gay Guy and the Black Pussy". Also been told the
only two ways most figure me to be gay is my smile and my
grace....I don't understand either points. I suppose when four
friends agree and then random strangers on the forum mention these
things....kinda have to admit that its true. Damn my effulgent
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Anne Rice, Stephen King, Dean Koontz, Augustin Burroughs,
Fahrenheit 451, most things Shakespeare, Socrates,The Great Gatsby,
Great Expectations,1984, Dune series, Alice In Wonder Land, A
Clockwork Orange, George R. R. Martin Paradise Lost, The Inferno,
If I should Die Before I Wake, Speak, Le Mort, Faust, Dan Brown,
Oscar Wilde, Thomas Harris (the Hannibal Lecter Quartet), Good
Omens, Jack London, and yes Harry Potter too.
amongst many many
others. Mainly Sci-fi, fictional history, Psychological
Suspense/Thriller, Fantasy, and Horror
Everything! I really like
Miles Davis, Billie Holiday, The Supremes, the Beatles, Joplin and
Hendrix, Queen, David Bowie, M. Jackson, along with Big Band, NIN,
Korn, Metallica, My Chemical Romance, Nirvana, Gregorian Chant,
Musicals, Classical, Inva Mula, Opera
, and most contemporary
media music, though I'm always looking for the new sound I just
cant get enough of. When I need to vent or get worked up its
angry hevey metal
, when I want to mellow its Soft and Slow and
and usually goes with slow dancing and a bottle of
One flew Over the Coo-Coo's Nest, Batman, The Shining, IT, Clock
work orange, labyrinth, Mulon Rouge, Dorian Grey, Coffee Date,
Hedwig and the angry inch. Romeo and Juliet, The Crucible, Skeleton
Key, Trick or Treat, Nightmare Before Christmas, Fried Green
Tomatoes, The Color Purple, Monty Pythons Holy Grail, Starwars,
Star Trek, Sweeny Todd
, and many many others. in fact think of
most half way decent movies you've seen and I PROBABLY liked them.
I love indie
and obscure french films like 8 femmes
. I spend most of my time spent
watching T.V. watching the sundance
and enjoying The History
Channel, and Chiller
a bit. Add
Law and Order SVU, family guy, Histories Mysteries, and Masters Of
Horror, BBC World News, and Doctor Who
by a black southern woman
all three and toss in Chinese,
Japanese,Thai, Mexican and French.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
love of all sorts, cigarettes, coffee, faith, self expression...and
a good book. Could Never get too many good books.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why is it that the common phrase "The best ones are taken or gay"
does not apply to those who are gay and looking? It seems to me the
gay version is "the best ones are taken or breeders"...
And Who really did let the dogs out? Mr.Burns?
Why are Americans so backwards....having been raised here, why do I
feel more at home in Europe?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At the movies and getting sushi. Or out to Starlite for coffee with
friends. One can never have too much Coffee and
conversation...until you run out of smokes and have to run to the
store...but then you come back for more coffee! :-D
THAT, or off having a random adventure which I must have at least
once a month or my Romani blood starts to get restless.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I got a pickle, I got pickle, hey hey hey hey, I got pickle.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You've read this far and found things you liked and would wish to
strike up a conversation. If you are convinced I am more then I
seem, or if you have questions about the things I have mentioned
here. And I love to learn random things, so that is always an
interesting way to get my attention. Also, if you can tell me the
Importance of 42. That would be most awesome.
* admendment* you can have a REAL conversation. and are not afraid
of religion, history, politics, world afairs or sex. Intelligence
is a turn on people, and if a man can hold himself in conversation
and in conviction he's a man I want to know.*
OH... and you don't think Vampires should sparkle like some glitter
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