I'm a college freshman who loves penguins, cashmere, Taco Bell, intelligent conversation, romance, clothes from American Eagle, being on stage (while singing and acting), thunderstorms, Greek mythology, and evolutionary psychology. I absolutely cannot stand pretension (of any kind), close-mindedness, a lack of creativity or originality, indecisive men, onions, rednecks, ignorance, religious fanatics, or emo "music". That's as deep as it gets for now! Send a message if you wanna get to know me better! I love new friends!

Searching like mad for its purpose; being consumed by my burning passion for anything Vincent D'Onofrio; being a nanny; playing Text Twist; (occasionally) attending classes

1.) anything with my lips

2.) musical theatre

3.) being absolutely fucking crazy and spontaneous

4.) literary analysis

5.) titration and gel electrophoresis

6.) spending money

7.) critical thinking

8.) alienating myself (lol. go me!)

Either my (loud) infectious laugh or my intelligence

a.) Middlesex-Eugenides, Scarlet Letter-Hawthorne, The Inferno-Dante, Colored People-Gates, The Da Vinci Code and Angels & Demons-Brown, Mystery Dance-Sagan, America-Stewart, Evolution of Desire-Buss, The Great Gatsby-Fitzgerald

b.) Bridget Jones' Diary, Saving Private Ryan, anything by Mel Brooks, Sense and Sensibility, Dick, Kinsey, Pride and Prejudice, Animal House, anything by Kevin Smith, Swingers, Dr. Strangelove (Kyle, if you don't like this Kubrick classic you have no soul), Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark/Last Crusade, Mano y Mano (thank god for gay porn), Mean Girls, Boogie Nights, Shrek 2, Crash, Mystic Pizza, Moulin Rouge, Full Metal Jacket, Hotel Rwanda

c.) The Killers, The Who, Puccini, Jesus Christ Superstar, Rod Stewart (singing jazz), Pavarotti, Mozart, Lil Jon, ELO, Idina Menzel, RENT, Journey, Fleming and John, Tom Waits, Alanis Morisette, Todd Rundgren, Patti Rothberg, Steely Dan, Crash Test Dummies, Stevie Wonder, Otis Redding

d.) EVERYTHING!

1.) music

2.) jammy pants

3.) my puppy, Ancho

4.) AIM

5.) Law & Order: Criminal Intent

6.) biology

romance; societal problems; evolutionary psychology (especially as it applies to sexuality)

I'm a college student in a small Western Pennsylvania town...what do you think?

Let's rephrase: You should NOT message me if...

your opening line is reminiscent of something i'd hear in some seedy bar

you aren't interested in a meeting of the minds (or if you consider intelligent conversation to be overrated)

you consider the internet a viable medium for sexual harrassment

Otherwise, message away!! I love meeting and talking with new people!