I'm sardonic, cynical, and generally contemptuous of most of the
institutions most people were raised to cherish. Oh yeah, I'm also
sexy. And hilarious.
What I’m doing with my life
Currently I am employed with the Commonwealth of Massachusetts but
am searching for a career with meaning where I am able to help
people and change lives. Other than that dreary statement, I am
attempting to spend as much time as possible endeavoring in the
activities I enjoy and attempting to be as creative as I can be.
Creativity is the path to spiritual fulfillment. Oh yeah, and
telling as many inappropraite and socially unacceptable jokes as
possible, all while having deep intellectual and philosophical
discussions that often pair $10 words with vulgarity.
I’m really good at
Writing, painting, drawing, conversation, thinking, music,
generally anything that involves being creative, dick jokes,
turning a conversation on its ear, cooking, being the loudest one
in a room, striding as a giant amongst men
The first things people usually notice about me
Well, I'm taller than most, so that would have to be the first
obvious answer. The first philosophical answer would be the
intensity of my personality and my passion.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: American Gods, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Fight Club, A
Clockwork Orange, Suckerpunch, Beowulf, The Art of War, The Rise
and fall of the Third Reich, and the list goes on and on..
Movies: Donnie Darko, Repo: A Genetic Opera, The Matrix, Dark City,
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, the Alien quadrilogy, The Lord of
the Rings, , Absentia, Saving Private Ryan, 13th Warriorany Horror
movie, any zombie movie, and any documentary
Music: black metal, death metal, doom, house, EBM, dark wave,
Food: my two favorites are sushi and Indian
The six things I could never do without
In no order
1. My iPod
2. Razor (personal upkeep is a must!)
3. A trusty hoodie
4. A pair of trusty doc martens
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Philosophical and existential topics and questions. When not in
deep thought, I like to wander into the land of make believe.
You should message me if
1) you can string more the three words together without using a
dictionary 2) you know what those words mean 3) you've seen Mad Max
Beyond Thunderdome 4) you know who runs Barter Town 5) you
understand The Misfits beyond their Jem context and 6) you know who
Varg and Euronymous are and what their importance is (this is
optional technically, but will be used as a deciding factor in the
case of a tie).