I'm sardonic, cynical, and generally contemptuous of most of the institutions most people were raised to cherish. Oh yeah, I'm also sexy. And hilarious.

Currently I am employed with the Commonwealth of Massachusetts but am searching for a career with meaning where I am able to help people and change lives. Other than that dreary statement, I am attempting to spend as much time as possible endeavoring in the activities I enjoy and attempting to be as creative as I can be. Creativity is the path to spiritual fulfillment. Oh yeah, and telling as many inappropraite and socially unacceptable jokes as possible, all while having deep intellectual and philosophical discussions that often pair $10 words with vulgarity.

Writing, painting, drawing, conversation, thinking, music, generally anything that involves being creative, dick jokes, turning a conversation on its ear, cooking, being the loudest one in a room, striding as a giant amongst men

Well, I'm taller than most, so that would have to be the first obvious answer. The first philosophical answer would be the intensity of my personality and my passion.

Books: American Gods, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Fight Club, A Clockwork Orange, Suckerpunch, Beowulf, The Art of War, The Rise and fall of the Third Reich, and the list goes on and on..

Movies: Donnie Darko, Repo: A Genetic Opera, The Matrix, Dark City, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, the Alien quadrilogy, The Lord of the Rings, , Absentia, Saving Private Ryan, 13th Warriorany Horror movie, any zombie movie, and any documentary

Music: black metal, death metal, doom, house, EBM, dark wave, industrial mostly

Food: my two favorites are sushi and Indian

In no order

1. My iPod
2. Razor (personal upkeep is a must!)
3. A trusty hoodie
4. A pair of trusty doc martens
5. Beer
6. Snow

Philosophical and existential topics and questions. When not in deep thought, I like to wander into the land of make believe.

1) you can string more the three words together without using a dictionary 2) you know what those words mean 3) you've seen Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome 4) you know who runs Barter Town 5) you understand The Misfits beyond their Jem context and 6) you know who Varg and Euronymous are and what their importance is (this is optional technically, but will be used as a deciding factor in the case of a tie).