Sometimes you just need to stop hitting the "Random Match" button on the left side of the screen and masturbate.....

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So, I was at Jakeolopes last night with some friends, when  I walked up to the bar to order a drink and some food, when next to me was a handsome thin, blonde hair, blue eyed guy, that looked really familiar.

I will not lie, when  I say that I was giving him the up and down look over, but this is not only because he is handsome, but I could not place where I knew him.  He looked at me, as we were both watching some Japanese movie on the television behind the bar at as we waited.  I think, that he may have realized that he knew me from some where, because the air got a bit awkward when we made eye contact.

Now, I am more than sure that I know him from OKC, and I can even see his main profile picture in my head.

I just can not find him.

Has this ever happened to any one else before?

I think that I am starting to realize that I AM, that crazy person people meet on the internet.

I am disappointed with myself, but sadly I can not pin point anything  that makes me "crazy" other than my quirky personality, which is something I am not willing to compromise or tone down.

The revelation of this possible craziness leaves me feeling light headed and vomitious.

I suppose I should just go back to craigslist with all the other crazies.

It's 6:09 in the morning and I just awoke horribly upset, so I just signed on to check my messages and attempt to get away from the ever growing mysterious uncomfortableness. 

I hate when that happens you know?

You wake up upset, but you can not think of a good reason why you are so upset. Ugh.

I actually have a reason, but well, I am not sure if it is a good reason as my imagination may just be running away with me like it always does.

I tried to go back to sleep, but sleep will not come and the thinkythoughtythings just float back to sting every nerve ending of my brain and provoke illogical emotions.

I wish I knew what I wanted, and I wish I knew what you wanted.  I would normally confront the elephant in the room, but I am weary that the elephant in question has giant tusks that it will use to disembowel me.

Ugh.

So, where my Scifi show compadres at?

I have been wondering, am I the only person that likes to pretend that Dr. Sam Beckett leapt into Jonathan Archers  body to save the crew of the enterprise?!? I mean I am sure that Al is there some where helping him out...

We just can't see him!

Scott Bakula connection Ftw.

This is as bad as when I use to day dream that Dr. Sam Beckett leapt into Scully's body and it was an episode where Mulder and Scully finally relieved all that sexual tension between them.

What?!?

Bakula and Duchovny are both scifi dreamboats. Stfu.

This is going to be the best Christmas ever.
Soon this Christmas will be over
And I'll go right back to my pissed-off self
But until that happens I'll just continue laughing
like one of those creepy, mutant, North Pole Elves.
Nothing's going to ruin my holiday
Not this year I won't let that be the case
And If you try and ruin my holiday-
I'll punch you in your fat, disgusting, turkey eating face.