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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 22–43
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 6:56pm
5' 7" (1.70m)
Body Type
A little extra
Atheism and laughing about it
Post grad
Doesn’t have kids
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a nerd. I ok with it. Though I am capable of turning it off as the situation warrants. I am also very bad at writing these things because I can never find the sweet spot of information and either say nothing or write a novel... Also, I use the ellipsis way too often

INTJ, if that's something relevant to you...
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to enjoy it, really... my life has a tendency to be remarkably similar to a sitcom and is pretty much the definition of Murphy's Law, so I'm learning to see the ridiculousness in it all.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
saying something unintentionally hilarious

feeling like I've done something terribly stupid, yet nobody else noticed.

feeling like nobody noticed something terribly stupid I did only to discover that everyone noticed

remembering things that no one else would ever need to know

forgetting things that are vitally important
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I reflect light in the visible spectrum
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, The Princess Bride, Good Omens

Movies: The Princess Bride, Star Wars, Tron, The Rocketeer, Anything Pixar, most things Disney, The Avengers and all the related movies, Superman (1978)

Shows: Doctor Who, Venture Bros, Star Trek, MST3K, Anything Muppet related

Music: Weird Al, showtunes, most music up until 2003 or so

Food: Barbeque, Thai, Vietnamese
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
In no particular order...
1. Comics/nerdy things
2. Friends
3. bad puns
4. the internet
5. Movies
6. food, water & oxygen
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
what to write, what to say, should I have said that? no I probably shouldn't have said that... but I already DID say that... damage report! how do I fix this mess? how did I get INTO this mess?

my brain isn't always on my side, it would seem
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Trying to figure out what I am going to do that Friday night

Going to one of the many burlesque shows going on, I've recently become close to a good number of the people involved in it and it's become my go to social crowd... I live a weird life
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I honestly don't like the expression "partner in crime" unless you are literally referring to the person with whom you routinely break the law. I just find it... unimaginative
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You've got a good sense of humor. If you'd like to talk. If you'd like to go out, you know, like, on a date (this is a dating site after all, I like making friends, but that's not why I'm here for the most part). If you think I might be fun to spend time with (I am, actually, fun to spend time with) if you'd like to share in my nerdy pursutes or include me in yours...