I love surrealist and/or absurdist humour. This probably doesn't belong here, but it tells you something about me, I think. Or at least about what I laugh at. I like the Goons and Monty Python. I like Terry Pratchett's novels. I like things that make me laugh and things that make me think, whether separately or together.
I like tight, witty writing. I love broad vocabularies and good diction.
I like music. I get really excited when I meet people who enjoy the bands I do. I get even more excited when I introduce someone to a band I love and they take to it.
I am well-read, amusing, and honest.