Jeep_Thang
38 Indianapolis, IN
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My self-summary
Since most people don't read these I have decided to entertain myself and whomever decides to actually take the time to read it.

I have an unusual and rare condition that cause me to sweat profusely from my ears. I like to stand in public and offer people coke, if they say yes then I hand them a bottle of Coke (can't claim that one I saw it on the interwebz). While I have all my teeth they are in a glass jar beside my bed. I have eleven toes and they are all webbed, it makes swimming a lot more fun but buying shoes more difficult. I lost all my hair in a drug trial, they have made many advancements in the toupee industry. However they still haven't really made one that works for riding in a convertible, if you have one I'm sorry but if I ride with you the top would have to stay up. Neither of us really wants to see my hair fly away.
What I’m doing with my life
Since I am unemployed and just collecting unemployment I just sit around my mom's basement playing video games all day. I don't get out a lot since I don't have a car.
The first things people usually notice about me
My toupee
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I don't know how to swim
You should message me if
Obviously none of this is true and maybe you were entertained. If you would like to find out the truth send me a message and maybe you can find out a little bit about the real me.

Until then keep your line in the water because there has to be a fish for every worm.
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