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38 Indianapolis, IN Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 28-43
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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5' 10" (1.78m)
Body Type
Average build
Other and laughing about it
Working on Two-year college
Might want kids
Has dogs and Has cats
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Since most people don't read these I have decided to entertain myself and whomever decides to actually take the time to read it.

I have an unusual and rare condition that cause me to sweat profusely from my ears. I like to stand in public and offer people coke, if they say yes then I hand them a bottle of Coke (can't claim that one I saw it on the interwebz). While I have all my teeth they are in a glass jar beside my bed. I have eleven toes and they are all webbed, it makes swimming a lot more fun but buying shoes more difficult. I lost all my hair in a drug trial, they have made many advancements in the toupee industry. However they still haven't really made one that works for riding in a convertible, if you have one I'm sorry but if I ride with you the top would have to stay up. Neither of us really wants to see my hair fly away.
What I’m doing with my life
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Since I am unemployed and just collecting unemployment I just sit around my mom's basement playing video games all day. I don't get out a lot since I don't have a car.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My toupee
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I don't know how to swim
You should message me if
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Obviously none of this is true and maybe you were entertained. If you would like to find out the truth send me a message and maybe you can find out a little bit about the real me.

Until then keep your line in the water because there has to be a fish for every worm.