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Jeep_Thang

37 M Indianapolis, IN

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 28–43
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Education
Working on two-year college
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Since most people don't read these I have decided to entertain myself and whomever decides to actually take the time to read it.

I have an unusual and rare condition that cause me to sweat profusely from my ears. I like to stand in public and offer people coke, if they say yes then I hand them a bottle of Coke (can't claim that one I saw it on the interwebz). While I have all my teeth they are in a glass jar beside my bed. I have eleven toes and they are all webbed, it makes swimming a lot more fun but buying shoes more difficult. I lost all my hair in a drug trial, they have made many advancements in the toupee industry. However they still haven't really made one that works for riding in a convertible, if you have one I'm sorry but if I ride with you the top would have to stay up. Neither of us really wants to see my hair fly away.
What I’m doing with my life
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Since I am unemployed and just collecting unemployment I just sit around my mom's basement playing video games all day. I don't get out a lot since I don't have a car.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My toupee
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I don't know how to swim
You should message me if
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Obviously none of this is true and maybe you were entertained. If you would like to find out the truth send me a message and maybe you can find out a little bit about the real me.

Until then keep your line in the water because there has to be a fish for every worm.