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  • Ages 20-35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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Last online
Nov 23
5' 5" (1.65m)
Body Type
Average build
Dropped out of Space camp
Has dogs
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
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I was born, but...
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm not entirely sure. Steadily accumulating electronic instruments. Playing bass guitar. Telling jokes.
I’m really good at
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Not wearing fedoras.
The first things people usually notice about me
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"Hi, do you work here?"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: The Unbearable Lightness of Being, City of Glass, Don Quixote, The Stranger, Snow Crash, Maldoror. Those are the only books I've ever read. Not really.

Movies: Some of my favorite directors would be Martin Scorsese, Stanley Kubrick, Akira Kurosawa, Yasujirô Ozu, Hayao Miyazaki, Paul Thomas Anderson, David Fincher, Ingmar Bergman, Guillermo del Toro, François Truffaut, etc.

TV: Breaking Bad, The Wire, Six Feet Under, Dexter, Arrested Development. Classic Simpsons and Seinfeld.

Music: Mission of Burma, Wire, Joy Division, New Order, Autechre, Amon Tobin, Bat For Lashes, Supersilent, John Coltrane, Radiohead, William Basinski, The Jam, Plastikman, Fugazi, Spoon, Merzbow, This Heat, Charles Mingus, Sleater-Kinney, Nine Inch Nails, Aphex Twin, Gang of Four...

Food: Other than to fend off dying, I'm not that crazy about it. My current standards excludes most fast food places, but I don't require anything particularly fancy.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I've either never or rarely been without the things I normally list, so for all I know, maybe I could do without them.

Not having electricity is dreadful though.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
That if "Wuthering Heights" were a food, it could be a catch-all answer to the "Favorite _____" section.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Friday itself is nothing special to me. A typical "night out" however, would either be going to a show at The Empty Bottle, Hideout (or wherever), or having dinner with friends and watching movies.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I've watched Repo: The Genetic Opera way too many times to pretend that I'm not a fan.
You should message me if
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You have anything in common, or just feel like it. I'm not really looking for anything too specific here. If you just want to talk about music or theorize about how Breaking Bad will end, go for it.

Or if this makes you cry: