Ok in case you couldn't tell already, I actually am really sarcastic. Even some of my best friends can't tell when I'm being serious, which makes it all the more interesting.
I'm originally from New Jersey and moved here eight years ago. DC is a pretty transient place so I suppose that makes me a longtime resident. That said, I know there's still so much I haven't seen in the area. I love it here and plan on staying long term. I live in Arlington just a few minutes away from DC and prefer going out in the city when I can.