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28 Goleta, CA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–29
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Today – 10:50am
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Christianity, but not too serious about it
Graduated from two-year college
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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My name's Jeff, and I'm new to the SB area. Moved here for work, and am enjoying it so far. It's an absolutely gorgeous area, but I don't know anyone in the area, or anything fun to do! :(

I love photography. I take photos of anything and everything. But especially fashion photography.

I ride a motorcycle. A little faster than I probably should.

I have a secret nerdy side, that I'm a little ashamed of sometimes.

Horses, bees, and spiders scare me a little bit.

I really enjoy my music, but I'm kinda picky about what I listen to.

I have an awesome dog named Riley who is a super fat, and adorable pit bull.

My sense of humor can be a little obscure at times.

I want a pet sloth pretty bad.

I enjoy dressing well (or at least trying to haha), and have a bit of an obsession with fashion.

Sometimes I put myself in the most awkward and uncomfortable situations because I think it will be an awesome story later. I'm successful about 10% of the time. Still convincing myself it's worth it.

I don't like anything grape flavored. Never have. No idea why.

I go to the gym rather often, but I have a dumb metabolism that is stupid and dumb, so I remain relatively skinny.

I love wakeboarding.

I can't swallow pills for the life of me.

I'll never be too old for video games.

I enjoy outdoor activities a lot, especially rock climbing, hiking, drunken Frisbee golf (because I'm equally bad sober as I am inebriated).

I'm not so big on bars or the party scene. I'll go on occasion, but usually to appease someone else.

I do enjoy a glass of scotch from time to time.

I'm a little bit of an introvert, but I'm working on it! :)

I'm looking for someone who is as laid back as I am, has a sense of humor, doesn't talk LYKE DIS, doesn't mind embarrassing themselves and laughing about it, can hold a conversation, isn't a total creeper, and likes to try new things.
What I’m doing with my life
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I work a lot. In my free time I'm riding my motorcycle, rock climbing, scuba diving, shooting photos, going to the gym, or playing video games.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Photography, wakeboarding, having useless information, finding awesome bands, video games,
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm tall-ish
I listen 10 times more than I speak.
I can have a odd sense of humor.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Photoshoot ideas, trying to remember the name of something I was recently talking about, songs, how to be super-fly.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably with friends watching a movie or playing video games. Not much of a partier, and I'm not such a big fan of bars in the area. I'll go occasionally, but I always feel kind of meh about it.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I once got stitches after slipping on a sandwich and hitting my face on a desk.

Don't even ask how that is physically possible.
You should message me if
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you're super cool. I'm looking for someone fun, that I enjoy being around, can have a conversation with about absolutely stupid things, that can make me laugh. Someone who likes doing adventurous things one day, and be lazy, watching movies the next. Being a little bit nerdy is a plus, but so is staying physically active (sometimes these things don't go together). Also, you must love (or at least tolerate) my dog, because we're kind of a package deal :)

I would also appreciate a little more than a "hi" in a message if possible. And my pet peeve is when people don't contribute to a conversation. Not tying to be super picky. Ok, maybe a little bit.

PS. No creepy weirdos please. Nothing starts a day out like receiving a really rapey message from someone my parents age.