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24 Auburn, WA Man


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18–28
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 8:51pm
Body Type
Mostly anything
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Less than $20,000
Mostly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs
English (Fluently), Polish (Poorly), German (Poorly)
My self-summary
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Hi there! I'm Jeff :)
My parents are overseas teachers, so I've spent most my life abroad. Saudi Arabia, Indonesia, and Poland. My parents currently live in Dubai, UAE. Traveling is great, and I plan to continue to visit new places for the rest of my life. That being said, I love the west coast. I think I'm profoundly lucky to get to visit places all over the world, and then come home to the beautiful pacific northwest.
I love having friends over for game nights, movie nights, or just to turn on some music and dance. Late nights talking with friends and understanding how they tick can be some of my favorites. I'm just looking to enjoy my life and help others enjoy their lives.
What I’m doing with my life
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Gah, I don't know. Most of my long term ambitions involve travel and relationships. Make amazing friends, find someone to share my life with, and one day become a great dad, bad jokes and all.

I'm not sure what I want to do with my life as far as my career. I love the tech industry, writing/literature, and digital storytelling. I would probably love to work making video games, films, television shows, or animated movies. I like theater, art, and writing. Fiction and poetry are great. As long as I'm being creative and continually feel proud of the work I do, the job is good for me. Hopefully I'll find that!

I like taking improv classes at The Upfront, having friends over to play games or listen to music, and stargazing on my balcony. My less impressive loves involve the internet (, my 3DS (Pokémon!), and having TV show marathons.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I Am The Messenger, Cat's Cradle, A Visit From The Goon Squad, A Song of Ice and Fire, The Ultimate Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, The Hunger Games Trilogy, The Inheritance Cycle, The Hungry City Chronicles, Harry Potter

Sam & Fuzzy, Calvin and Hobbes, xkcd, Questionable Content, A Softer World, Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal, Hark, A Vagrant, Super Effective, Least I Could Do: Beginnings, Awkward Zombie, Brawl in the Family, Rare Candy Treatment

The Bucket List, The Big Lebowski, The Notebook, Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog, The Muppet Movie, Kuch Kuch Hota Hai, Pitch Perfect, Moonrise Kingdom, Any/all of the Studio Ghibli/Miyazaki movies and any/all of the Disney/Pixar movies, Romantic comedies.

Game of Thrones, Workaholics, Broad City, Doctor Who, Avatar: The Last Airbender and The Legend of Korra, Key & Peele, The Big Bang Theory, Family Guy, Futurama, Bill Nye The Science Guy, M*A*S*H, Friends, How I Met Your Mother, That '70s Show, The Dick Van Dyke Show, Community, Firefly, Archer, Bob's Burgers, Pokémon

The Police, The Temptations, The Eagles, The Beatles, The Beach Boys, Bruce Springsteen, Michael Jackson, The B-52's, LCD Soundsystem, Mumford & Sons, Imagine Dragons, but mostly just lots of random songs and I love soundtracks to musicals.

Chinese, Indian, Italian, Korean, Mexican, Thai!

Apples to Apples, Cards Against Humanity, Chess, Fill or Bust, Hearts, Monopoly, Pegs and Jokers, Poker, Scrabble, Settlers of Catan, Uno, Wise and Otherwise
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Chocolate Milk
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Mortality, the universe, reality, and what it means to be who we are. All sorts of things, it's easy to find wonder in anything. I also spend time thinking about my past and future. Just trying to find myself and come to terms with what life is!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Enjoying a small-medium house party with friends! Either that or having a movie night or calm night-in relaxing. Usually I spend Friday nights with friends rather than alone. Yay weekend!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Figuring that out is your job, not mine! But yeah I'm pretty much an open book :)
You should message me if
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I'd be thrilled to hear from you! Like seriously, it would make my day to hear from you. Yes, you. You're thinking "Oh he'd like to hear from someone on this site" but you're wrong. I want to hear from you. Specifically you. If you'd like to talk or feel we have a lot in common (or even if we don't), send me a message!