Hi, I'm Jeff. I'm terrible at self-summarizing or using words to
impart anything but the vaguest of notions of who I truly am. I
guess I'm silly serious, or something. I'm a night owl. I have a
warped sense of time- hours feel like minutes, years feel like
months, and so on. I am wavering on whether to expand my profile in
a serious manner or to just go all out crazy in an attempt to be
humorous. I haven't decided yet.
UPDATE: I've decided... to procrastinate. One day I'll have a
profile that'll be super rad and stuff.
What I’m doing with my life
Indulging in existential crisis whenever I am faced with the task
of publicly defining myself. Working at my place of employment,
cooking, eating, driving around, making plans, etc, etc. You know,
all the usual human stuff.
I’m really good at
Making people laugh. Drawing and painting and such. Making salsa.
Maneuvering a forklift with surgical-like precision. Being the
recipient of nicknames. Catching spiders. Having affectless
expressions in photos.
The first things people usually notice about me
People usually think I am very quiet or shy or something like that
when I first meet them. Also, people always tell me I remind them
of someone that they know or have seen. And, it seems I look about
ten years younger than my actual age. It used to annoy me, but now
I find it a little silly and almost complimentary. And, my hair, I
get a lot of comments about my hair.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Fight Club, Thus Spoke Zarathustra, The Art of War,
Shows: Lost, True Blood, Community, The Walking Dead, Breaking Bad,
Boardwalk Empire, The Twilight Zone, Mad Men
Movies: Drive, Super, Teeth, Shaun of the Dead, The Empire Strikes
Back, Kick-Ass, Inception, Shutter Island, Transformers: The Movie
(1986), Planet of the Apes
Music: Crystal Castles, The Doors, Depeche Mode, The Smiths, Juno
Reactor, Future Sound of London, MGMT, Kavinsky, Purity Ring
Food: Mexican, Italian, Thai, Vegetarian, Vegan
The six things I could never do without
communication, iced tea, camera, contact lenses, my cat Rory, pen
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The nature of reality and my own existence within it.
On a typical Friday night I am
I don't really pay attention to what day of the week it is. Maybe
I'll start drinking on Fridays. Send drink recommendations this
way. I'll let you know how it goes.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I wish I had made my profile name something more random, enigmatic,
or clever instead of, ya know, my actual name. Oh well, such is
You should message me if
You're attractive and have excellent wit. If you're tall, that
would be a plus, but it's not required. You don't mind that I will
or do seem rather droll, guarded, or quiet. I'm much more engaging
after I get to know someone relatively well, especially if they
understand and utilize the concept of reciprocity.