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37 Rancho Cucamonga, CA Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18-33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Nov 16
Hispanic / Latin, White
5' 7" (1.70m)
Body Type
Special Diet
Atheism and it’s important
Two-year college
Doesn’t have kids
Has cats
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hi, I'm Jeff. I'm terrible at self-summarizing or using words to impart anything but the vaguest of notions of who I truly am. I guess I'm silly serious, or something. I'm a night owl. I have a warped sense of time- hours feel like minutes, years feel like months, and so on. I am wavering on whether to expand my profile in a serious manner or to just go all out crazy in an attempt to be humorous. I haven't decided yet.
UPDATE: I've decided... to procrastinate. One day I'll have a profile that'll be super rad and stuff.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Indulging in existential crisis whenever I am faced with the task of publicly defining myself. Working at my place of employment, cooking, eating, driving around, making plans, etc, etc. You know, all the usual human stuff.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people laugh. Drawing and painting and such. Making salsa. Maneuvering a forklift with surgical-like precision. Being the recipient of nicknames. Catching spiders. Having affectless expressions in photos.
The first things people usually notice about me
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People usually think I am very quiet or shy or something like that when I first meet them. Also, people always tell me I remind them of someone that they know or have seen. And, it seems I look about ten years younger than my actual age. It used to annoy me, but now I find it a little silly and almost complimentary. And, my hair, I get a lot of comments about my hair.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Fight Club, Thus Spoke Zarathustra, The Art of War, Watchmen
Shows: Lost, True Blood, Community, The Walking Dead, Breaking Bad, Boardwalk Empire, The Twilight Zone, Mad Men
Movies: Drive, Super, Teeth, Shaun of the Dead, The Empire Strikes Back, Kick-Ass, Inception, Shutter Island, Transformers: The Movie (1986), Planet of the Apes
Music: Crystal Castles, The Doors, Depeche Mode, The Smiths, Juno Reactor, Future Sound of London, MGMT, Kavinsky, Purity Ring
Food: Mexican, Italian, Thai, Vegetarian, Vegan
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
communication, iced tea, camera, contact lenses, my cat Rory, pen & paper
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The nature of reality and my own existence within it.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I don't really pay attention to what day of the week it is. Maybe I'll start drinking on Fridays. Send drink recommendations this way. I'll let you know how it goes.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I wish I had made my profile name something more random, enigmatic, or clever instead of, ya know, my actual name. Oh well, such is life.
You should message me if
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You're attractive and have excellent wit. If you're tall, that would be a plus, but it's not required. You don't mind that I will or do seem rather droll, guarded, or quiet. I'm much more engaging after I get to know someone relatively well, especially if they understand and utilize the concept of reciprocity.