Jeff_One
59 Lakeland, FL
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My self-summary
It has been said that "A million monkeys hammering on a million typewriters for a million years will eventually write the entire works of Shakespeare." I don't believe that for a minute because for that to be true, you would have to find a way to organize a million single random events. It is possible, however, that a million random events would eventually produce a single desired effect. Take online dating, for example, sooner or later just the right woman at just the right point in time and in just the right mood and on just the right medication will say to herself: "Hey, I think I'd like to get to know this guy". It could happen.

I'm an old fashioned romantic that still believes in opening the door for my lady and giving flowers for no reason. I don't sweat the small stuff and hope you believe in the same philosophy. I'm looking for my last relationship with an honest, intelligent woman that has a sense of humor as offbeat as mine; that also likes to discus the news events of the day or a movie we just watched. I enjoy lively banter and humor and I do have a bit of a sarcastic bone in me, but only in fun. I also love to talk about current events, movies, philosophy, and pretty much anything else.
What I’m doing with my life
Waiting for you. :)
I’m really good at
Chess, Words With Friends, shooting pool, tech stuff, backgammon, and other things....
The first things people usually notice about me
My rather offbeat sense of humor.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Sci-Fi, History Chanel, Star Trek (yea, deal with it)
The six things I could never do without
My kids and grandkids
Hope
Love
Humor
Family
Tech Stuff
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Calculating the value of Pi to the very last digit.
On a typical Friday night I am
Home watching the paint peal. Or working on my website. Come on...check it out and tell me what you think. Check out the photography page:

SuperShots.AskJeff.US
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
My great uncle was from another planet. Pluto, actually. But now that Pluto has been reclassified as a moon I'm not sure anymore. Come to think of it...wouldn't that make him a "Moonie"?
You should message me if
You want a long term relationship with a nice, honest, funny, considerate guy that is great looking (if you're drunk...lol).

I feel I should also mention that I am VERY Progressive in my political beliefs and I would not get along with a conservative/Republican.

I would love to find a woman that didn't interrupt me every time I speak.... :)
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