I'm a proud union steel worker, a father, home owner, loud obnoxious American, and also a gun owner (just one for home security...the dog does a pretty good job, too). That doesn't mean in any way, shape, or form that I'm irresponsible or a redneck. Actually, I'm quite liberal in my views. I can be an ass or I can be one of the nicest people you've met, depending on whether or not I like you. I'm a realist and very down to Earth. Intelligence turns me on as well as questioning what you believe and making others question. I root for the underdog unless that underdog is proven to be a complete fuckwit. I'm about as far removed from political correctness as you can get. I laugh at the most inopportune times....not because I'm nervous, but because my sense of humor is so fucked up I laugh at things most people find horrifying, outrageous, or possibly just plain stupid. This all may make me sound a bit jaded and bitter, but at least I have a smile on my face most of the time and I love to joke around and just be goofy. I'm also polite....you don't see that much anymore these days! Yaaaaaayyyy ME! (You should be doing the wave with me at this point). Man, I really hate trying to advertise myself.

Basically I feel like Charlie from "It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia" half the time....especially season 4, episode 4....look it up....it's a good'n.

I suppose I also need to add this since many women find this to be a problem. Yes, my hands always look dirty. I have dirt under my fingernails and embedded in the dead skin on my hands and (from what I've been told) my cuticles are a mess. I fucking WORK for a living! No, you can't give me a manicure! Gaaawwwww.

I'm a workin' stiff. I have a good job and work ethic so that happens to be what I do most. My kids are almost out of the house (only a couple more years...they're 16 and 18) and I'm looking forward to buying a new house that's a little smaller and more updated than the one I have now. I also play in a band which allows me to vent my aggressions and frustrations. That's always nice.

making fart noises with my hands....in public....as you bend over to look at something.

Probably my hair and tattoos. Then it's the neon Chuck's. Then it's "You're how old?! Bullshit!"

I love true crime/serial killer, horror, and some fantasy/sci-fi. I also enjoy reading about history and conspiracy theories. Currently reading "Brave New World".

The movie list could take forever and it spans all genres, so you'd have to ask me about that one if you're that interested.

My favorite music is old punk (mid-late '70's British and mid '70's-early '80's American). I also love me some old dirty-ass Blues. The older and grittier, the better! There's a soft spot in me for '50's and early '60's Rock-N-Roll....bring on the bubble gum.

Music
Down time
Good food...or crappy food...I really like food.
Good passionate sex
Some type of work activity
A shower

See above....and the fact that the human race is rapidly regressing back to being lesser primates. Is it really that hard to be polite and show some courtesy? Don't even get me started on declining I.Q.'s....

...depends on what's going on. I might just be sitting at home watching a movie.

I hate feet. They're fucking disgusting. I even yell at my dog when he lays there licking his feet. Just listen to the way the word sounds......feet........ffffeet........ugh.

you find me at least moderately interesting and you think we might get along. Please bring a little more to the table than "Hi. I like your profile." It won't warrant a response. I'm not trying to be a dick, but really.