Talk about how I'm new to this.
Insert sarcastic remarks to create ambiguity and potentially confuse people.]
Write, edit, revise. My life is a novel that continues to evolve; its non-fiction. Begin the reprise:
I'm carefree in my free time and serious in my work life.
I don't watch a lot of TV but I love to watch movies.
I'm smart and nerdy (not overtly).
I love sour patch kids. I could eat them until my mouth bleeds.
I'm creative and fashionable, but prefer to be overdressed.
I was told my eyes are really pretty, but from what I know, they're just brown.
I have charm. I think I smile well.
My brain is a lint trap.
I have done a lot with my life, but I don't intend to rest on my laurels.
I'm athletic. Sports is a hobby, and a bit of (read: entirely) an obsession.
WashU grad. Ever heard of it?