[Use some cliche statement to explain how complex I am.
Talk about how I'm new to this.
Insert sarcastic remarks to create ambiguity and potentially confuse people.]

Write, edit, revise. My life is a novel that continues to evolve; its non-fiction. Begin the reprise:

I'm carefree in my free time and serious in my work life.
I don't watch a lot of TV but I love to watch movies.

I'm smart and nerdy (not overtly).

I love sour patch kids. I could eat them until my mouth bleeds.

I'm creative and fashionable, but prefer to be overdressed.
I was told my eyes are really pretty, but from what I know, they're just brown.

I have charm. I think I smile well.
My brain is a lint trap.
I have done a lot with my life, but I don't intend to rest on my laurels.

I'm athletic. Sports is a hobby, and a bit of (read: entirely) an obsession.

WashU grad. Ever heard of it?

I'm an aspiring architect. I work hard and play harder.
I have graduated from grad school; I got good grades
I'm dedicated to my goals and stick by them and I respect those who would do the same.

Soccer, witty one-liners, memorizing song lyrics, overtly dry humor, using million dollar words, quoting Step Brothers, texting

Intelligence; eyes

Current Music: Weezy, the Beatles, Calvin Harris, The White Panda, Kanye, Swedish House Mafia, Dirty South, R3hab, 2Pac, A$AP Rocky, Kendrick Lamar, Childish Gambino, G-Eazy, Alesso, Tom Petty, Miguel, Armin van Buuren, Jay-Z, Hardwell

TV: Anything involving sports, House of Cards, Homeland, Modern Family, The League, South Park, Family Guy

Movies: cerebral movies; Pulp Fiction, One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest, The Usual Suspects, Step Brothers, Snatch, The Town, True Romance, Inception

Books: Bret Easton Ellis, Michael Lewis, Tom Wolfe, Ayn Rand, Jordan Belfort

Food: Steak, sushi, applesauce... but not together

iphone, my car, my bed, love, family, respect

My future. Where will I be and what will I be doing. I'm driven and achieving my goals takes time.

Wondering why OKC is inundated with __-asaurus screen-names

dancing at bar or club or staying home to watch a movie

I sing in the car.
I have trouble admitting my imperfections

If I've piqued your interest.