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Jehk

23 Thunder Bay, Ontario, CA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–24
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 1:08pm
Orientation
Straight, Demisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Dropped out of two-year college
Job
Management
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Status
Single
Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Okay), C++ (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hi, I'm Jake. The username reads J 'Eh?' k. Sometimes I can be a bit crafty.

BECAUSE LONG TONGUES ATTRACT FEMALES. THAT'S WHY.

Sorry if I liked your profile and whatever despite being 5000 miles away. Let's be realistic here. I'm more likely to travel 5000 miles than I am to meet someone nearby. lol.

INFP personality type, attempting ENFP life. I am open-minded enough to not care what kind of personality you have, I just want to feel loved. :')

I know exactly what I want in life... Unlimited tacos.

I have pet rats. They like to cuddle just as much as I do.

I guess I don't have many friends, so if you're looking for someone that can bring you out to parties and such, I'm definitely not that guy. However, if you like 2 person parties I am certainly that guy! :P

I'm a little introverted, and somewhat of an empath. I don't like being alone though, so... *shrug* yeah. I'm here to find someone to make my life into an adventure. Oh but have no fear, two boring people can turn each other interesting.

I'm actually more comfortable talking on Skype than through text messages but I'll probably regret saying this.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Existing in the shadows.

I manage a campground. A large one at that. I suppose I need to survive and fit in somehow?

Work, sleep, work, sleep, etc. Winter? Hibernation.
I really dislike when my campers shoot bears, they're practically my brethren.

I write World of Warcraft addons. See: http://www.curseforge.com/profiles/Jpapertowels/
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Uhh I repair a lot of electronics and toys for the kids at my camp. It makes them happy and it's a fun hobby for me!
Fixed about 16 or so phones and 5 toy guns to date, haha.

I am a computer programmer in my extra spare time. If I could have any job in the world I would pick high school computer science teacher. Unfortunately I'm socially awkward.

I would say I'm pretty good at World of Warcraft, the raiding part at least. I don't find it very fun anymore though. I'd prefer to do things together in person. But hey, we can make it a LAN party and have the best of both worlds, am I right? ;)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Who?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Dude, don't even scroll down, it's too nerdy.

... I dunno, whatever is on the radio I'll go ahead and download it off kickass.to if I like it. Some of everything, mainly classic rock and electronic. I like music with catchy rhythm and unusual sound effects that give a nice 3 dimensional field of dynamic volume and separated instruments. Note to self: Insert more nonsensical nerdy shit here later.
FILM SCORES ARE AWESOME.
Canadian Rock is where it's at. Big Wreck is my favourite band.

As for TV shows I'm addicted to Doctor Who, Game of Thrones, and Supernatural....and maybe 20 other ones...

Salmon Avocado Sushi Rolls. Yaaaaar.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Coffee Crisp Chocolate Milk.
^^ ok maybe I can do without that but it's sooooooo good.
My ridiculously expensive studio monitoring headphone setup for listening to music that spans the other 5 items.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How many times can you say "Oh God" before you're no longer an athiest?

Why does everybody want to talk to someone who can keep a conversation? Why can't we just have a stare competition on Skype?

Writing a better profile. :|
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Making breakfast!

Browsing this site.

Playing with my rats.

Playing with the kids at my campground. They're a lot easier to get along with than the drunk adults, lol.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Had this profile on here a few years now...

I wanna cosplay cool as fuck characters every moment of my life but don't have the skills.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're a single pringle, not an incognito dorito!

Your self-esteem is somehow lower than mine?

I'm appealing to your appetite?

You're not gonna date me and wish I was some hot surfer dude with abs and spend 80 years regretting me.

On second thought, I'm cool with that, message me anyway.