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23 Thunder Bay, Ontario, CA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–24
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
Mar 28
Straight, Demisexual
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body type
Strictly anything
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Dropped out of two-year college
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Has dogs and likes cats
English (Okay), C++ (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Hi, I'm Jake. The username reads J 'Eh?' k. Sometimes I can be a bit crafty.

INFP personality type. I am open-minded enough to not care what kind of personality you have, I just want to feel loved. :')

I know exactly what I want in life... Unlimited tacos.

I don't send first messages. There's only a 1 in a million chance of being responded to and I'll spend my entire life trying to write them. It's not worth it lol.

I have pet rats. They like to cuddle just as much as I do.

I guess I don't have many friends, so if you're looking for someone that can bring you out to parties and such, I'm definitely not that guy. However, if you like 2 person parties I am certainly that guy! :P

I'm a little introverted, and somewhat of an empath. I don't like being alone though, so... *shrug* yeah. I'm here to find someone to make my life into an adventure. Oh but have no fear, two boring people can turn each other interesting.

I'm actually more comfortable talking on Skype than through text messages but I'll probably regret saying this.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Existing in the shadows.

I manage a campground. A large one at that. I suppose I need to survive and fit in somehow?

Work, sleep, work, sleep, etc. Winter? Hibernation.
I really dislike when my campers shoot bears, they're practically my brethren.

I write World of Warcraft addons. See:
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I really wish I was good at sleeping, but no, I'm not. I hate the sun and I despise the repetitive short walk from my bed to the

Uhh I repair a lot of electronics and toys for the kids at my camp. It makes them happy and it's a fun hobby for me!
Fixed about 16 or so phones and 5 toy guns to date, haha.

I am a computer programmer in my extra spare time. If I could have any job in the world I would pick high school computer science teacher. Unfortunately that's a field filled with boring teachers at the moment and it really needs to be improved so more people become interested in computer engineering!

I AM LEVEL 138 IN RUNESCAPE. (oh but I quit playing that yeaaaaaaars ago)

I would say I'm pretty good at World of Warcraft, the raiding part at least. I don't find it very fun anymore though. I'd prefer to do things together in person. But hey, we can make it a LAN party and have the best of both worlds, am I right? ;)

See my guild website!
The first things people usually notice about me
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Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Dude, don't even scroll down, it's too nerdy.

... I dunno, whatever is on the radio I'll go ahead and download it off if I like it. Some of everything, mainly classic rock and electronic. I like music with catchy rhythm and unusual sound effects that give a nice 3 dimensional field of dynamic volume and separated instruments.
I have the entire Pirates of the Caribbean soundtrack collection in FLAC!
Canadian Rock is where it's at. Big Wreck is my favourite band!
I'm appalled by the bad mastering of today's music.

As for TV shows I'm addicted to Doctor Who, Game of Thrones, and Supernatural....and maybe 20 other ones...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Coffee Crisp Chocolate Milk.
^^ ok maybe I can do without that but it's sooooooo good.
My ridiculously expensive studio monitoring headphone setup for listening to music that spans the other 5 items.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How many times can you say "Oh God" before you're no longer an athiest?

Why does everybody want to talk to someone who can keep a conversation? Why can't we just have a stare competition on Skype?

Was I destined to be gay? I have a lot of 99% dude matches. Seriously considering messaging them to be greatest of bros, but then it makes me think about how cruel females are to keep someone who more than likes them in the friend zone. :|
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Making breakfast!

Browsing this site.

Playing with my rats.

Playing with the kids at my campground. They're a lot easier to get along with than the drunk adults, lol.
Oh dear it's winter now. I think I'll just stare at the window in despair on Fridays.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Had this profile on here a few years now...

I wanna cosplay cool as fuck characters every moment of my life but don't have the skills.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're a single pringle, not an incognito dorito!

Your self-esteem is somehow lower than mine?

I'm appealing to your appetite?

You're not gonna date me and wish I was some hot surfer dude with abs and spend 80 years regretting me.

On second thought, I'm cool with that, message me anyway.