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22 M Thunder Bay, Ontario, CA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:05pm
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Working on two-year college
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Has dogs and likes cats
English (Okay), C++ (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hi, I'm Jake. The username reads J 'Eh?' k! Puns are beautiful, especially when they're Canadian.

Maybe in 18 years when I'm 40 years old and still look 16 this profile will pay off!~ Curse you, immortality!!!!

Rats are adorable, okay.

I'm one of those introverted hopeless romantic types. I try to be funny sometimes but it ...actually always works out, despite the fact I lied earlier and said it doesn't. Go figure.
Relationships give me a lot of self-esteem and confidence, so in a relationship I'm more likely to be a bit more open and social. ACTUALLY, A LOT.

INFP personality type. Google that shit, it's fascinating?

I stopped playing video games because they stopped being interesting, but then I saw the trailer for WoW: Warlords of Draenor and I'm painfully trying to resist coming back!

I can be a little bit clingy and fast but I'll slow down and be less clingy after a while if that's what you need. It's really just that I don't have a lot of relationship experience being the UGLY SOB that I am. (oh and I have rats, you better be afraid, THEY WILL BITE frozen peas!)

I'm a pretty strong empath and will likely try to read your body and face before and after every decision I make. It also helps that I've studied most areas of psychology in college, and passed those courses with very high marks. ;)
Go ahead, use this to your advantage!

I'm very open-minded. If you like me, I will almost certainly like you back regardless of how strange or undesirable you may think of yourself as. I KNOW THE FEELING.

I value honesty over pretty much anything, hence why I'm pretty honest (enough to avoid starring on MTV's Catfish) about myself on my profile.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Existing in the shadows.

I manage a campground (, yes I'm too lazy to make a real website, BUT LET'S PRETEND I'M TOO BUSY) and convenience store along with my parents (ignore that part) as a family business. I'm in charge of security and networking as well as running the general store. I get the entire winter off, what a great job!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Electronics. Some might say I'm beyond chinese level.
I can repair phones, assemble computers/laptops, and write sophisticated programs.

World of Warcraft. I quit though, unless you want me back. ;)

No one makes a better plate of breakfast than I do. Yup. Crepes, scrambled eggs, bacon...all fried to perfection! Don't forget the extra bold medium roast double double coffee! I kind of survive off that stuff.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!

So I have a ton of lesbian friends and pretty much everyone including them thinks I'm gay. I promise you, I'm not. I'm just the greatest friend-zone material to ever roam the Earth!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Music...I really enjoy classic rock.

The Police, Electric Light Orchestra, Supertramp, Collective Soul, etc... I guess it's a growing up on a lake with a bunch of retired old people thing, lol.

Most of the shows I watch are sci-fi adventure like Stargate, Arrow, Doctor Who, and Game of Thrones. OH AND SUPERNATURAL, SAM/DEAN SKEW MY STRAIGHTNESS, just not enough for all those guys visiting my profile. YES, I CAN SEE YOU THERE GUY. ;)

I love crepes. I make them all the time, and eat them all the time. I'm fairly sure I'm the best crepe fryer in the world.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
You're never gonna see pants on this list, haha.

Beyerdynamic Tesla T1 headphones
USB Dacport LX DAC -> Objective 2 headphone amplifier
Galaxy Note 3 (my phone!)
The internet
Personal hygiene items
Chocolate milk
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
how to get you into my pants

the first step would probably be to buy pants, hmmmmmmmmmm

That's a joke, guys, jeeze. Don't give me that look. :C
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Getting hit on by 14 year old girls because they think I'm 15.

I could be playing with my rats too. Check my photos, they're my little children~

I might be out at Shebandowan Shores Resort hitting up someone's campfire.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!

it's not my fault wtf
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–24
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
I'm appealing to your appetite?
Please don't eat me.

You're not gonna date me and wish I was some hot surfer dude with abs and spend 80 years regretting me.

On second thought, I'm cool with that, message me anyway.