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23 Thunder Bay, Ontario, CA Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18-24
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
Nov 22
Straight, Demisexual
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
6' 0" (1.83m)
Body Type
Average build
Agnosticism and laughing about it
Dropped out of Two-year college
Doesn’t have kids but wants them
Has dogs
English (Somewhat), C++ (Fluently), French (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hi, I'm Jake. The username reads J 'Eh?' k. Sometimes I can be a bit crafty.

The puppy in my pictures is Katie. She's a purebred tricolour Basenji, the only one in 1000 miles! She's my baby and comes everywhere with me. :)

Go Liberal Party of Canada! I believe in y'all.

Sorry if I liked your profile and whatever despite being 5000 miles away. Let's be realistic here. I'm more likely to travel 5000 miles than I am to meet someone nearby. lol.

Note to self: dude, stop using miles, you're Canadian!

INFP personality type, attempting ENFP life. I am open-minded enough to not care what kind of personality you have, I just want to feel loved. :')

I know exactly what I want in life... Unlimited tacos.

I have pet rats, or had... just Cassie now, Emily passed away. :( They like to cuddle just as much as I do. I actually have an ad on kijiji looking for 2 baby male black or blaze dumbos! Cassie is looking to adopt, haha.

I guess I don't have many friends, so if you're looking for someone that can bring you out to parties and such, I'm definitely not that guy. However, if you like 2 person parties I am certainly that guy! :P

I'm a little introverted, and somewhat of an empath. I don't like being alone though, so... *shrug* yeah. I'm here to find someone to make my life into an adventure. Oh but have no fear, two boring people can turn each other interesting.

I'm actually more comfortable talking on Skype than through text messages but I'll probably regret saying this.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I manage a campground. A large one at that. I suppose I need to survive and fit in somehow?

Work, sleep, work, sleep, etc. Winter? Hibernation.
I really dislike when my campers shoot bears, they're practically my brethren.

I used to play World of Warcraft. Tempted to return, especially with all these people saying they need me, ha! (err, I also used to write fairly popular addons for the game)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Uhh I repair a lot of electronics and toys for the kids at my camp. It makes them happy and it's a fun hobby for me!
Fixed about 16 or so phones and 5 toy guns to date, haha.

I am a computer programmer in my spare time. If I could have any job in the world I would pick high school computer science teacher. Unfortunately I'm socially awkward.

I would say I'm pretty good at World of Warcraft, the raiding part at least. I don't find it very fun anymore though. I'd prefer to do things together in person. But hey, we can make it a LAN party and have the best of both worlds, am I right? ;)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Dude, don't even scroll down, it's too nerdy.

... I dunno, whatever is on the radio I'll go ahead and download it off if I like it. Some of everything, mainly classic rock and electronic. I like music with catchy rhythm and unusual sound effects that give a nice 3 dimensional field of dynamic volume and separated instruments. Note to self: Insert more nonsensical nerdy shit here later.
Canadian Rock is where it's at. Big Wreck is my favourite band.

As for TV shows I'm addicted to Doctor Who, Game of Thrones, and Supernatural....and maybe 20 other ones...

Salmon Avocado Sushi Rolls. Yaaaaar.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Coffee Crisp Chocolate Milk.
^^ ok maybe I can do without that but it's sooooooo good.
My ridiculously expensive studio monitoring headphone setup
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How many times can you say "Oh God" before you're no longer an athiest?

Writing a better profile. :|
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Making breakfast!

Browsing this site.

Playing with my rat Cassie and my puppy Katie.

Playing with the kids at my campground. They're a lot easier to get along with than the drunk adults, lol.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Had this profile on here a few years now...
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're a single pringle, not an incognito dorito!

I'm appealing to your appetite?

You're not gonna date me and wish I was some hot surfer dude with abs and spend 80 years regretting me.

On second thought, I'm cool with that, message me anyway.