Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hi, I'm Jake. The username reads J 'Eh?' k. Sometimes I can be a
BECAUSE LONG TONGUES ATTRACT FEMALES. THAT'S WHY.
Sorry if I liked your profile and whatever despite being 5000 miles
away. Let's be realistic here. I'm more likely to travel 5000 miles
than I am to meet someone nearby. lol.
INFP personality type, attempting ENFP life. I am open-minded
enough to not care what kind of personality you have, I just want
to feel loved. :')
I know exactly what I want in life... Unlimited tacos.
I have pet rats. They like to cuddle just as much as I do.
I guess I don't have many friends, so if you're looking for someone
that can bring you out to parties and such, I'm definitely not that
guy. However, if you like 2 person parties I am certainly that guy!
I'm a little introverted, and somewhat of an empath. I don't like
being alone though, so... *shrug* yeah. I'm here to find someone to
make my life into an adventure. Oh but have no fear, two boring
people can turn each other interesting.
I'm actually more comfortable talking on Skype than through text
messages but I'll probably regret saying this.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Existing in the shadows.
I manage a campground. A large one at that. I suppose I need to
survive and fit in somehow?
Work, sleep, work, sleep, etc. Winter? Hibernation.
I really dislike when my campers shoot bears, they're practically
I write World of Warcraft addons. See:
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Uhh I repair a lot of electronics and toys for the kids at my camp.
It makes them happy and it's a fun hobby for me!
Fixed about 16 or so phones and 5 toy guns to date, haha.
I am a computer programmer in my extra spare time. If I could have
any job in the world I would pick high school computer science
teacher. Unfortunately I'm socially awkward.
I would say I'm pretty good at World of Warcraft, the raiding part
at least. I don't find it very fun anymore though. I'd prefer to do
things together in person. But hey, we can make it a LAN party and
have the best of both worlds, am I right? ;)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Dude, don't even scroll down, it's too nerdy.
... I dunno, whatever is on the radio I'll go ahead and download it
off kickass.to if I like it. Some of everything, mainly classic
rock and electronic. I like music with catchy rhythm and unusual
sound effects that give a nice 3 dimensional field of dynamic
volume and separated instruments. Note to self: Insert more
nonsensical nerdy shit here later.
FILM SCORES ARE AWESOME.
Canadian Rock is where it's at. Big Wreck is my favourite
As for TV shows I'm addicted to Doctor Who, Game of Thrones, and
Supernatural....and maybe 20 other ones...
Salmon Avocado Sushi Rolls. Yaaaaar.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Coffee Crisp Chocolate Milk.
^^ ok maybe I can do without that but it's sooooooo good.
My ridiculously expensive studio monitoring headphone setup for
listening to music that spans the other 5 items.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How many times can you say "Oh God" before you're no longer an
Why does everybody want to talk to someone who can keep a
conversation? Why can't we just have a stare competition on
Writing a better profile. :|
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Browsing this site.
Playing with my rats.
Playing with the kids at my campground. They're a lot easier to get
along with than the drunk adults, lol.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Had this profile on here a few years now...
I wanna cosplay cool as fuck characters every moment of my life but
don't have the skills.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're a single pringle, not an incognito dorito!
Your self-esteem is somehow lower than mine?
I'm appealing to your appetite?
You're not gonna date me and wish I was some hot surfer dude with
abs and spend 80 years regretting me.
On second thought, I'm cool with that, message me anyway.
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