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22 M Thunder Bay, Ontario, CA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 8:47pm
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Working on two-year college
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Has dogs and likes cats
English (Okay), C++ (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Hi, I'm Jake. The username reads J 'Eh?' k! Puns are beautiful, especially when they're Canadian.

INFP personality type.

It's hard to explain myself... I'm probably about the same as every other unsuccessful guy on here. :)

My unique quality may just be that I love my pet rats. Every animal deserves a chance at affection. It makes me really sad knowing that most the world despises rats and finds them disgusting when they are a clean, cute, and affectionate creature. :(

I guess I don't have many friends, so if you're looking for someone that can bring you out to parties and such, I'm definitely not that guy.

I'm a little introverted, and somewhat of an empath. I don't like being alone though, so... *shrug* yeah.

I have respect for everyone, regardless of their beliefs or sexuality. I think everyone should have the right to be who they want to be, and be with who they want to be with - without being discriminated. :)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Existing in the shadows.

I manage/own a campground. A large one at that. I suppose I need to survive and fit in somehow?

Work, sleep, work, sleep, etc. Winter? Hibernation.
I really dislike when my campers shoot bears, they're practically my brethren.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Avoiding eye contact.
I really wish I was good at sleeping, but no, I'm not. I hate the sun and I despise the repetitive short walk from my bed to the bathroom.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!

What a creep.

When I was in elementary school at a Catholic school, the principal called my parents and suggested they swing by a psychologist for their sociopathic son.
I'm not a sociopath. I just think that's hilarious.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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... I dunno, whatever is on the radio I'll go ahead and download it off thepiratebay if I like it. Some of everything, mainly classic rock and electronic. I like music with catchy rhythm and unusual sound effects that give a nice 3 dimensional field of dynamic volume and separated instruments.
I hate modern music and its terrible mastering.

As for TV shows I'm addicted to Game of Thrones and Supernatural. Shame I'm not gay, Sam is really cool.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Coffee Crisp Chocolate Milk. Specific, perfect.
My ridiculously expensive studio monitoring headphone setup for listening to music that spans the other 5 items.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Whether or not I'm the God you're all praying to when you're part of a near death experience and you're all a figment of my apparently creative yet horrificly unreasonable imagination.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working... (Before 9pm)

Browsing this site.

Playing with my rats.

Playing with the kids at my campground. They're a lot easier to get along with than the drunk adults, lol.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Had this profile on here a few years now...

Every night I go to bed with the terrible fear that I will be alone for the rest of my life... Also another reason I get terrible sleep. I like the word terrible.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–24
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
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Your self-esteem is somehow lower than mine?

I'm appealing to your appetite?

You're not gonna date me and wish I was some hot surfer dude with abs and spend 80 years regretting me.

On second thought, I'm cool with that, message me anyway.