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22 M Thunder Bay, Ontario, CA

My Details

Last Online
Jul 21
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Working on two-year college
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Has dogs and likes cats
English (Okay), C++ (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Hi, I'm Jake. The username reads J 'Eh?' k! Puns are beautiful, especially when they're Canadian.

Maybe in 18 years when I'm 40 years old and still look 16 this profile will pay off!~ Curse you, immortality!!!!

Rats are adorable, okay.

I'm one of those introverted hopeless romantic types. I try to be funny sometimes but it usually doesn't work out. :|
Relationships give me a lot of self-esteem and confidence, so in a relationship I'm more likely to be a bit more open and social.

INFP personality type. Google that shit, it's fascinating?

Yeah so I play some video games, MMORPGs mostly. I also develop addons for them when possible, especially for World of Warcraft. (hello, I get paid to write code?!)

I can be a little bit clingy and fast but I'll slow down and be less clingy after a while if that's what you need. It's really just that I don't have a lot of relationship experience being the somewhat lone wolf kind of guy I am.

I'm a pretty strong empath and will likely try to read your body and face before and after every decision I make. It also helps that I've studied most areas of psychology in college, and passed those courses with very high marks. ;)

I'm very open-minded. If you like me, I will almost certainly like you back regardless of how strange or undesirable you may think of yourself as.

I value honesty over pretty much anything, hence why I'm pretty honest about myself on my profile.
What I’m doing with my life
Existing in the shadows.

I manage a campground and convenience store along with my parents as a family business. I'm in charge of security and networking as well as running the general store. I get the entire winter off, what a great job!
I’m really good at
Electronics. Some might say I'm beyond chinese level.
I can repair phones, assemble computers/laptops, and write sophisticated programs.
World of Warcraft.
^ Made by me! Many downloads. Reviewed positively by people I don't even understand. :D

No one makes a better plate of breakfast than I do. Yup. Crepes, scrambled eggs, bacon...all fried to perfection! Don't forget the extra bold medium roast double double coffee! I kind of survive off that stuff.
The first things people usually notice about me

So I have a ton of lesbian friends and pretty much everyone including them thinks I'm gay. I promise you, I'm not. I'm just the greatest friend-zone material to ever roam the Earth!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Music...I really enjoy classic rock.

The Police, Electric Light Orchestra, Supertramp, Collective Soul, etc... I guess it's a growing up on a lake with a bunch of retired old people thing, lol.

Most of the shows I watch are sci-fi adventure like Stargate, Arrow, Doctor Who, and Game of Thrones.

I love crepes. I make them all the time, and eat them all the time. I'm fairly sure I'm the best crepe fryer in the world.
The six things I could never do without
You're never gonna see pants on this list, haha.

Beyerdynamic Tesla T1 headphones
USB Dacport LX DAC -> Objective 2 headphone amplifier
Galaxy Note 3 (my phone!)
The internet
Personal hygiene items
Chocolate milk
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My future, whether I will really get anywhere in life and make a difference in the course of history.
On a typical Friday night I am
Getting hit on by 14 year old girls because they think I'm 15.

I could be playing with my rats too. Check my photos, they're my little children~

I might be out at Shebandowan Shores Resort hitting up someone's campfire.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I've dated a few self-proclaimed 'lesbians'...

My apologies, sirs, for ruining the female faith in our gender!
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–24
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
I'm appealing to your appetite?
Please don't eat me.

You're not gonna date me and wish I was some hot surfer dude with abs and spend 80 years regretting me.

On second thought, I'm cool with that, message me anyway.

Got D3/WoW/ Add Spy#1955! I'm sorry I'm not on much anymore.