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  • Ages 22-34
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Last online
Oct 27, 2013
5' 10" (1.78m)
Body Type
Working on Post grad
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Alleged teacher, supposed writer. Wanted in three states for drive-by literary critiques. Sometimes I wish I were an alcoholic. Or a robot.

I am analytical, angular, and alliterative
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working towards a PhD. in Rhetoric at [Redacted] University in western Washington. I think that means I am earning a doctorate in arguing.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Correcting peoples' grammar.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
"Is that guy the love child of Jim Morrison and Woody Allen?"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Slaughterhouse Five, Catch-22, Neuromancer, Dracula, Fahrenheit 451, Wuthering Heights, The Singularity is Near, The Count of Monte Cristo, The Diamond Age, The Picture of Dorian Gray, Bleak House, The Turn of the Screw, Neverwhere, The Prince, The Thieves of Manhattan, A Confederacy of Dunces, The Name of the Wind, The Meditations of Marcus Aurelius

Movies: American Psycho, Blade Runner, "M", Apocalypse Now, Serenity, Star Wars, Herbert West: Reanimator, American Beauty, Night of the Living Dead, The Shining, Breakfast at Tiffany's, Casablanca, In Bruges, True Romance, Moon, Inception, Black Swan, 12 Angry Men, Rashomon

Shows: Deadwood, Firefly, Star Trek, Twin Peaks, Archer, Arrested Development, American Horror Story, Ancient Aliens

Music: The Doors, The Rolling Stones, The Beatles, Jimmie Hendrix, Led Zepplin, Nirvana, Black Sabbath, Motorhead, Megadeth, Slayer, Anthrax, Dropkick Murphys, Black Flag, Tenacious D, Weird Al

Food: Savory followed by sweet
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Film, Internet, Books, Good Food, Craft Beer, Haughty pseudo-intellectualism.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to impress you, the viewers at home.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Quietly passing judgement on the people around me. Deliberately making mistakes so I'll have something to write about.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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The most boring job I ever had was working for an escort service in Colombia. As a writer.
You should message me if
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