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Jellidelic

20 M Mission Viejo, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–23
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Today – 1:51am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Capricorn, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on two-year college
Job
Student
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Afrikaans (Fluently), Belarusan (Fluently), Finnish (Fluently), LISP (Fluently)

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What I’m doing with my life
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English Degree.(???) Finding a place that needs a wageslave so I can suckle out some fuckaround cash.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Drunkenly strolling around town at 3 in the morning, and then convincing myself it was cool enough to write a story about.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Bukowski, Vonnegut, Orwell, Kafka, Emerson, William James.
I like authors who know how to adopt and entertain perspectives that aren't there own and immerse me in what it'd be like if the rules just weren't the same.

I'm not a huge movie guy, occasionally I'll catch something and if I'm lucky I'll really like it, Lymelife and the squid and the whale were like

I like a few things.
Silicon Valley, True Detectives, The Wire, Generation Kill, Trailer Park Boys.
Stuff like that. Shows where the characters try to be sexy and witty and spend 22 minutes trading quips and talking about penises and vaginas just kinda make the world feel really small to me.

I have a soft spot things that bring a punk/fuckit attitude into their style (Andrew Jackson Jihad, Death Grips, Ween; basically just when a group can leave behind the pretension and have fun either bringing out some kind of enthusiasm or experimenting with their sound) I'd write a list or something, maybe I'll do that at some point.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Jesus
Football
AC/DC
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Unless it's a show or something special that I've been waiting on for a while I probably won't know what I'm doing until a few hours before I leave.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm going to steal the declaration of independence.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You wanna hang out and talk about whatever and make fun of everything