Find better matches with our advanced matching system

—% Match
—% Enemy

JellyOnThePlate

26 M Barry, United Kingdom

My Details

Last Online
Today – 9:34am
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Dislikes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

Similar Users

My self-summary
Hi, I'm Matthew. I am a human male aged twenty-six years old. My favourite colour is blue. Many thanks for viewing my profile!
What I’m doing with my life
With that gruelling introduction out of the way, I can talk about the things I am currently occupying my time on the Earth with. (That sentence makes sense!)

I currently volunteer down my local British Heart Foundation, which I have been doing for two years now. I enjoy it very much and like interacting and chatting to the customers. It's pretty cool how you get to know people from just a simple "Hello".

If you're ever in the Barry area and near said local BHF, please feel free to say "Hi" I'm in there most days! (Apart from when I'm not!) :)

I also volunteer in a Club for Blind and visually impaired elderly individuals. (They are awesome and can drink any student under the table. They are basically matured students!) My duties in said Club normally involve eating a variety of biscuits and calling the Bingo. I have been told I'm quite good at it. Here is an example:
"On it's own, number 22."

I am also a member of a Indoor Bowling club associated with said voluntary work, it's actually pretty cool how competitive rolling heavy balls on a carpet can be. However I am told my Bingo calls are not as good in this situation, as it often confuses the scoring system.
I’m really good at
Befriending people, I've been told I can get along with everyone. I suppose I'm a people person. I believe no matter who you are or what you've done there will always be a common ground that you can relate to.

I'm lucky in that my voluntary work allows me to interact with a variety of people. When I volunteer at the Blind Club I always try to make sure the members have an enjoyable experience. If that means swallowing my pride and dancing with them, whilst a country and western singer performs in a tearoom then so be it! XD
The first things people usually notice about me
I would make a handy portable coaster.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How bewildering life is, the chances of you reading this now are miraculous enough. Let alone we inhabit a rock in space that orbits around a giant star, that existed before life even began and will possibly exist after it has ended.

Also, why would you ever want cheese in a squeeze bottle?
On a typical Friday night I am
Stealthily dispatching cyborg militants and absorbing their spinal cords for energy. (I'm describing a game - OR AM I?)

(Yes.)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I harbour a love for cheesy 90's Irish pop group B*Witched. ... I mean, something less embarrassing ... Take That.

Yes, that'll do.
I’m looking for
  • Guys and girls who like bi guys
  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
Like me, you too are still reeling from the conclusion of Breaking Bad.