Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hello Ladies! I put the SEXY in DYSLEXIA!
I want you to put the HOT in PSYCHOTIC!
I once entered ten puns into a pun contest hoping that one would
win, but no pun in ten did
I'll totally do foreplay, I don't mind rummaging around down there!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I train racehorses
I started and developed my own website
I'm a professional wrestling manager
I have my own podcast
Plenty of topics to discuss there!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Pronouncing cool whip properly
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
My favorite Pandora playlists
Best of the 80s... I Ran!
90s Hip hop... Jump Around
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Lists of things
Abraham Lincoln once said two things, first
" there are six types of people in this world, those who can count,
and those who can't"
He also said
"I don't want to go, but I already bought the tickets...."
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If one of the following applies to you :
You have daddy issues
You have more than 3 cats
You're a pescatarian
If you "don't do drama"
Your name is Ashley or Tiffany
You literally can't even
Who are you looking for?
This helps us know who to show you on OkCupid.