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Jelly_Rainbow

27 Los Angeles, CA Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 27–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 8:08am
Orientation
Asexual, Demisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on high school
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has a kid
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am very passionate, ambitious, and an over-achieving perfectionist (until I get bored).

I have traveled a lot in my life and have been to 16 countries. I can't even really remember all of the names of the countries I have been to, and I certainly can't count them all--I only have 10 fingers (I say "only," but this is actually an above average number of fingers).

I excel at many things (except surfing, speling, and thinking inside the box (and anything involving strength, wit, intellect, emotion, or skill of any kind)).

I have trouble eating the very last bite. Conceptually, it is always appealing, but physically, it is impossible. I need someone who will eat it for me or I will feel like things have been left undone for the rest of my life. Are you the man who will eat the last bite for me?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Medical school.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Biology, medicine, science, playing with animals. Smiling at silly things that not many people will understand or find funny. Packing light when I travel. Getting literally the very last drop out of the toothpaste tube before throwing it out.

I am an artist. Oil, watercolor, pencil, blood (just kidding (unless you like that (then I am totally serious (but not really)))). That was not a complete sentence, but I am okay with that because I took some poetic licence. I also write poetry and prose. Additionally, I used to act in school plays (don't worry; I won't upstage you (unless you make me mad)).

I was worked like a horse when I was little and learned to paint, sand, fix toilets, and build things by the time I was eight. I have my own (very respectable) toolbox and usually do things myself before calling anyone else to do it (unless I am feeling lazy or if its a gross job--insert more squealing here--then it's a job for you (but I will certainly watch and offer loads of moral support (eg. my big strong man is reaching in and pulling my friend's cell phone out of the toilet! I'm so proud!))).
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am a human female. I am chasing an animal of some sort while squealing. I am laughing at something that you cannot and probably will not ever understand. I will marry the man that laughs before I do.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Richard Dawkins, Kurt Vonnegut, Ender's Game, How We Decide, The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Nighttime, The Secret Life of Bees, The Count of Monte Cristo, The Man Who Mistook His Wife For a Hat, Clan of the Cave Bear (Ayla is my heroine, not my heroin)

Fight Club, Donnie Darko, I'm a Cyborg But That's OK, Usual Suspects, Legend, Waking Life, Troll 2, A Little Princess

The Big Bang Theory, House, Always Sunny, trashy reality TV, Animal Planet, Xena: Warrior Princess

Of Montreal, Dashboard Confessional, Windmill, The Verve, Mattafix, Blur ... I am obsessed with lyrics.

These kinds of name lists are very boring to procure so I stop here.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Brain, food, water, room to move, a body, time, seventh answer.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
This is a true statement.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Rolling in the dead leaves of a nearby deciduous tree, getting hit by cars, hitting others with my car, taking pictures of members of the animal kingdom, NOT rolling in snow, NOT securing myself appropriately, missing my bus stop, burning myself severely, choosing an outfit for my takkitak, contradicting myself, reluctantly having gum removed from my mouth by another person (photos upon request), being either too friendly for my own good or too unfriendly for your own good.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I poop and fart. I have freckles in strange places.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
--You are asexual.
--You are empathic, laid back, easy going, fun, caring, human, sensible, intelligent, passionate for your career, interested, curious, generous, loving, cuddly, sweet.

--You are Mr. 90 Degree Angle. If you don't understand what this means, please do not send me a message asking what it is. I get about 10 of these per day. If you don't know, and you (a) didn't look it up yourself, and (b) send me a stupid message asking "wha is dis means?", talking about how beautiful I am, or mentioning sex positions at various angles, we will most certainly not get along and I will delete your message en masse with the others.

--No beards. Sorry. It's not you, it's me.
--No identical twins. It's you, not me
--You are not a pissant.
--You must not be holding a weapon in any of your pictures.
--You will not use the word "beautiful" to describe me unless you are talking about my brain.

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