I have traveled a lot in my life and have been to 16 countries. I can't even really remember all of the names of the countries I have been to, and I certainly can't count them all--I only have 10 fingers (I say "only," but this is actually an above average number of fingers).
I excel at many things (except surfing, speling, and thinking inside the box (and anything involving strength, wit, intellect, emotion, or skill of any kind)).
I have trouble eating the very last bite. Conceptually, it is always appealing, but physically, it is impossible. I need someone who will eat it for me or I will feel like things have been left undone for the rest of my life. Are you the man who will eat the last bite for me?
I am an artist. Oil, watercolor, pencil, blood (just kidding (unless you like that (then I am totally serious (but not really)))). That was not a complete sentence, but I am okay with that because I took some poetic licence. I also write poetry and prose. Additionally, I used to act in school plays (don't worry; I won't upstage you (unless you make me mad)).
I was worked like a horse when I was little and learned to paint, sand, fix toilets, and build things by the time I was eight. I have my own (very respectable) toolbox and usually do things myself before calling anyone else to do it (unless I am feeling lazy or if its a gross job--insert more squealing here--then it's a job for you (but I will certainly watch and offer loads of moral support (eg. my big strong man is reaching in and pulling my friend's cell phone out of the toilet! I'm so proud!))).
Fight Club, Donnie Darko, I'm a Cyborg But That's OK, Usual Suspects, Legend, Waking Life, Troll 2, A Little Princess
The Big Bang Theory, House, Always Sunny, trashy reality TV, Animal Planet, Xena: Warrior Princess
Of Montreal, Dashboard Confessional, Windmill, The Verve, Mattafix, Blur ... I am obsessed with lyrics.
These kinds of name lists are very boring to procure so I stop here.
--You are empathic, laid back, easy going, fun, caring, human, sensible, intelligent, passionate for your career, interested, curious, generous, loving, cuddly, sweet.
--You are Mr. 90 Degree Angle. If you don't understand what this means, please do not send me a message asking what it is. I get about 10 of these per day. If you don't know, and you (a) didn't look it up yourself, and (b) send me a stupid message asking "wha is dis means?", talking about how beautiful I am, or mentioning sex positions at various angles, we will most certainly not get along and I will delete your message en masse with the others.
--No beards. Sorry. It's not you, it's me.
--No identical twins. It's you, not me
--You are not a pissant.
--You must not be holding a weapon in any of your pictures.
--You will not use the word "beautiful" to describe me unless you are talking about my brain.