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28 Brooklyn, NY Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18-35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 5:56pm
Hispanic / Latin, White
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
5' 5" (1.65m)
Body Type
Full figured
Special Diet
Space camp
Might want kids
Has cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently)
My self-summary
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My morality is shabby, my behavior unacceptable. I aim for the stars but shoot for the sea.

What I’m doing with my life
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People pay me to draw cool shit for them. So I do that. I have a column on a popular women's website. Since everyone in Brooklyn has 3 jobs I also spend my weekend nights pouring adult beverages.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
DIY everything. visual problem solving, music, cutting onions without crying, making salsa.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My bloodlust, or maybe my head gear.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books- Franny & Zooey, Lunar Park, The Little Prince, Dave Eggers, Malcolm Gladwell, Miranda July

Movies- Zombies, David Lynch, Jodorowsky, Whit Stillman, Miranda July, Godard, Roy Andersson.. I'm super bummed I didn't see Piranha 3D when it was in theaters, looked like the Citizen Kane of our time. If you don't like Bill and Ted's excellent adventure you should probably stop reading this. High brow/ no brow.

Music- Eclectic to say the least. Supporting local bands is a must! Twin Sister, Beach Fossils, Patsy Cline, Slayer, Pavement, Neutral Milk Hotel, Dinosaur Jr, JAMC, Moz, etc..

Food- Tater tots and whiskey shots. Don't forget the hot sauce.

TV- Twin Peaks, Sunny, Arrested Development, Mad Men,
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Hot Sauce
Acrylic Paint
Copy of Hatful of Hollow
Left Pinky Toe (Walter)
Copy of Hunky Dory
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Time (/space) travel, pizza, babes, cats. It's basically just an intergalactic pizza party with babes and cats in my head.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Work/play/sleep ing. At the same time.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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As a proud art school graduate, I think I'm kind of dumb.. Like I never read Moby Dick or whatever regular college kids read.

Also, I took the cookie from the cookie jar. It was me.
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