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My self-summary
Pretty fuckin cute
What I’m doing with my life
Explosives safety at NASA 💣🚀, playing bass in a band, soccer, tennis, just started swimming.
The first things people usually notice about me
my voluptuous curves.

Shiny shoes, Immaculate eye brows 💅
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Television: curb your enthusiasm, small town security, girls, broad city, game of thrones.

Music: Avail, Minor threat, fugazi, gorilla biscuits, radon, inquisition, Lucero, the nerves, strike anywhere, worn in red, rvivr, run the jewels, good luck,comadre, dead to me, braid, small brown bike, jawbreaker, 1994!, algernon cadwallader, young livers,the pixies, lifetime,pile, Tom Petty, kid dynamite, paint it black, the replacements, the ergs, ke$ha, Backstreet/beastie Boys. Sheer mag.

Films: Safety not guaranteed, anything muppets/ Jim Henson, Bronson, magnolia, stripes, planes trains and automobiles, dumb and dumber, back to school, Most PTA.
The six things I could never do without
Oral Hygiene (tooth brush, tongue scraper, floss, mouthwash)

A room filled with gold coins attached to my house that I can do the backstroke in.


Thick skin


Regional sodas

Dutch crunch

My sense of hearing

The indoors
I spend a lot of time thinking about
"What if Kermit The Frog was a real living being that everyone in the world got to meet just once at the worst time in their life for comfort" - @emmycic
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I don't think house of cards is very good *ducks*

I don't drink or smoke. This basically means I'm the worlds sexiest designated driver. I've won the award for "best ass" among dd's 6 years running...very prestigious. 🏆👏👏

NOTE: I've never had problems with alcohol (this is usually an assumption people make) just never been interested.

I know the difference between their/they're/there etc but don't really care when it comes to typing with my thumbs. I don't really understand why it's so important.
You should message me if
You're kind.