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24 Birmingham, UK Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 18–48
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, casual sex

My details

Last online
Aug 18
Lesbian, Homoflexible, Gay, Bisexual
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Atheism, and laughing about it
Dropped out of university
Strictly non-monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and likes cats
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Self-summaries are so overrated.

I am just someone who decided to try out this online dating schtick after some bad experiences. I will not bore you with the details. :)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Mostly trying to pay for university after the fact. I also seem to have re-discovered my inner geek. It is a side of myself I was never able to express in my last relationship. Suffice to say, thanks to a good amount of good friends, I am getting back into computer gaming and such.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Understanding people, and their problems. I listen well, and tell people what they already knew, but needed reminding of. Maybe I should be a therapist?
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Um, my eyes or my ass, depending on if I'm facing them. I am okay with this.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
The Pirates of the Caribbean series, but the latest one nearly made me fall asleep. I felt like I was watching a clip show of the first three films. It must have taken a lot of effort to make Johnny Depp boring. But honestly if I start to rattle off what Netflix serves up to me, I will be here all day.

That should do for now.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My iPhone,
My friends,
My bed,
My friends in my bed,
My toys,
My mind.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My future, as cheesy as that is. Things are so very mixed up right now that my sight of it gets cloudier every day.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I used to get far too drunk, say "never again", then repeat that the next Friday. No longer.

This section reminds me of Rebecca Black. I hope you're happy, OKCupid.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My sex drive is infuriatingly high.

I suffer from vaginismus.

The above two mix better than one would think. Suffice to say there are... alternatives.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want to know more, and have more to say than "hi wats up x". It doesn't take a lot of effort to be a little eloquent, and it isn't asking for much. :)

Be bold with your messages. I won't bite! Say to me what you need to get off your chest.

But please. NO COCK PICTURES. It is neither big, nor clever.