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30 Chesterton, IN Woman


I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 20–36
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Aug 22, 2013
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Mostly vegetarian
Agnosticism, and somewhat serious about it
Sagittarius, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from two-year college
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Has dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
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Hi. I am Jen™.

I set up this account years ago and have a habit of forgetting about this site completely for many months at a time. But I keep returning for teh love of my fans. Or maybe because I love answering the questions, seeing what personality badges I acquire and taking stupid tests on here.

Also, my last name is not Linnell.

Here's a list of things about me, that may or may not be interesting:

-I've been in Northern Kentucky my whole life. UPDATE: I have moved to Northwest Indiana, outside of Chicago, to be with my boyfriend. I am looking to meet new people in this area to be our friend and play games with us on a regular basis!
-I've had the same dog since I was about 9 years old. UPDATE: Elvis passed away in late 2009. He was 16 years old and I miss him very much.
-I read. Often. Fiction and non-fiction. Been into a good amount of fantasy lately.
-My favorite band is They Might Be Giants. I have a strange collection of their stuff. It's sorta a hobby and you might say I'm obsessed.
-I love to learn. I am constantly trying to teach myself new things.
-I'm attracted to things that are unique and different.
-When I was 15, I joined the Mormon religion. When I was 19, I stopped going.
-I'm trying to better myself. I am currently working on a list of 101 things I want to accomplish.
-I'm a Mac.
-I like to make random things. This includes (but is not limited to) videos, music, graphic art, whatever ideas come to mind.
-I'm shy.
-I think I have a problem with empathy.
-I'm trying to become and stay open-minded. But, sometimes I fail.
-I have been ordained by the Universal Life Church.
-I love performing (singing mostly) but I'm shy and scared to pursue it.
-I started my own design business.
-I would like to finally sit down and fully learn all the instruments I sorta know.
-I'd like to have enough money to be able to travel all over the world, whenever.

Wait! There's more random facts!

-I'm awkward as hell when I first meet people.
-I'd prefer to stay inside and play a board game, watch a movie, create something or just talk than go out most nights.
-I love making people laugh either with jokes or just being odd.
-I'm interested in the dark and morbid. But, I'm not scary.
-I'm very opinionated.
-I'm getting myself very interested in politics.
-I am a woman who likes to change her hair color because it's fun to switch up things now and again.
-I want friends who would get out of bed at 3 am to come pick me up if I needed them and I would do for them. That's genuine.
-I'm a dreamer.
-I like cartoons and video games. And even a little anime.
-I love imagination.
-I think "growing up" means that you know the right times to be serious and the right times to be silly. It has nothing to do with avoiding things that seem "childish" and I sorta detest the idea of that.
-I consider myself a feminist. I don't hate men, I swear!
-I sorta think everyone is bi.
-I'm obviously not skinny but I'm proud of my curves.
-I don't tan.
-Normalcy is overrated.
-I can be a smart ass. Ah, sarcasm.

OMG. Is she done yet?

-I've never been drunk, and I don't smoke cigs.
-I'm for pot being legalized but I think potheads are their own worst enemy.
-I don't like gross-out humor or feet, but I can handle both (within reason!)
-I cuss but within appropriate company.
-Very few things offend me. But there are a few, made aware to me thanks to the wonders of the internet.
-I have a ridiculous sense of humor.
-I want to believe in Karma. And Santa Claus.
-I love NPR.
-I recently bought a hookah.
-Intelligence is attractive. Arrogance is not.
-I fall hard and get disappointed easily.
-I think that unrequited love is beautiful. But not so much when you're involved.
-I'm oblivious to when guys are interested in me.
-I'm a fan of romance.
-I like to start off relationships as friends.
-Communication is something that I need. That means listening too!
-And affection. And someone who will be patient with me.
-I aim for long-term relationships. Doesn't mean I'm looking to get married anytime soon.
-I love geeks. Nerds. All that stuff.

Self-summarized in 4398 brilliant characters.

I am contemplative, sentimental, and nerdy
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I used to work in a photo lab. Stop taking pictures of your dick, pls.

I graduated from the Art Institute of Cincinnati with a degree in Interactive Media Design.

Yes, that means I'm a huge computer geek.

My boyfriend and I just began our own design company, Destination Moon Designs.

I love computers, maybe too much. And I'm kinda a pretentious Apple person. Sorry :/ My tools of the trade are Photoshop, Illustrator, Flash, and Final Cut Pro.

As far as other things go, music and/or photography is also something I want to do with my life. I've always been a singer. I also play the guitar, keyboard, drums, and accordion. Not well, mind you. I'm working on it.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I bet a good amount of people put "sex lol j/k" here.

I'm also really good at procrastinating. And being weird, I guess. Here's proof:

Dysperfect: You're just weird.
Me: I am not
Dysperfect: Fine Jen,
Dysperfect: You're not weird.
Dysperfect: At all.
Dysperfect: You're very, very typical.
Dysperfect: Hahaha, because of you, I think of the word 'typical' as an insult.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Good things, I hope.

Dysperfect told me that I wouldn't look at him when I first met him. :/ Does that count?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
A. America: The Book, The Areas of my Expertise, To Kill a Mockingbird, Assassination Vacation, The Partly Cloudy Patriot, Pretty Little Mistakes, A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius, Gasping for Air Time, Running with Scissors, The Princess Bride, Harry Potter, etc.

B. I love seeing movies, but I'm usually a few years behind.
Gigantic: The Tale of Two Johns, Princess Bride, Kill Bill, Pulp Fiction Disney Movies, Eternal Sunshine for the Spotless Mind, Sin City, Pirates of the Caribbean, Sweeney Todd, Cowboy Bebop, Adam Sandler movies, Edward Scissorhands, Tenacious D and the Pick of Destiny, Zoolander, Dr. Horrible. And more. I have a decent DVD collection.

C. I'm mostly learn towards rock, punk rock, and alternative. Really, I'm all over the place
TMBG, Mono Puff (John Flansburgh, Robin Goldwasser, Rolf Conant) John Linnell, The Ramones, R.E.M, Corn Mo, Cake, Oppenheimer, Tenacious D, Tally Hall, Jonathan Coulton, Logan Whitehurst and the Junior Science Club, Brian Dewan, Franz Ferdinand, Triangleman, The Killers, Weezer, Yoko Kanno, The Seatbelts. And more, of course.

D. Chicken? And uh..cheese and bread. Yeah, give me some nice bread sticks and I'll be happy. Pizza is good too from time to time. Oh, and Chinese. Which I used to hate. Strange, eh?

Z. TV shows: Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Anything by Joss Whedon, Tim and Eric, Awesome Show! Great Job!, Metalocalypse, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, Cowboy Bebop, Sex with Sue, Dr. Phil, My Name is Earl, The Office, SNL, Conan O'Brien, yeah, yeah. You get the idea.

I listen to NPR mostly anytime I'm in my car.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Okay, let's skip the cliché sounding ones. Of course I can't live without air and water and food, blah blah.

ALSO. Let's see:

1. My mom and my dog.
2. Coca-Cola
3. The internet. And something to access it with.
4. Music. And music concerts. It's the one thing I like to do, despite the fact that big crowds make me nervous.
5. Friends to go to concerts with me. And go other places. And make things with me. And make me feel cool.
6. Hopeful moments when everything else seems shitty that keep you going.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Hopes, dreams, ambitions, plans, and what's for dinner.

Oh, and why I get a decent amount of stalkers but haven't met more people :/
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
A Friday is a Friday. I don't need to celebrate it just because it's Friday.

I do what I do regardless of the day of the week. What do I do? I dunno.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
A guy used to flirt with me by texting palindromes to my phone. He later wrote my name on his chest in binary.

I look at Rule 34 sometimes for a laugh.

I voted Obama. Twice.

I have fallen asleep while taking a bath a couple of times.

I watch some bad TV shows sometime.

Although I didn't really care for her music at first, Kimya Dawson's "I Like Giants" always makes me tear up a little.

John Linnell, John Hodgman, John Flansburgh, Ira Glass, Jonathan Coulton, Rick Moranis, the head elf in the Santa Clause movies: these are just a few of the "celebrities" that I have or have had a crush on.
You should message me if
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Put more simply, you should message me if:

-You understand that I have a boyfriend that I adore and therefore, only looking for friends.
-You think we have a good deal in common.
-You read all my ramblings above and want to discuss any of it.
-You wanna come over and play Settlers of Catan, D&D, or you have a new game you want to share!
-Or come over and make things. Or explore. Or watch Yo Gabba Gabba!
-You think I'm hawt and want a fuck in the back of your car.
-Wait, no. Not that one.

I'm shy and I rarely message people first. It's a bad fault of mine, but you shouldn't let that stop YOU. But, please say something substantial?

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