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Jenloveslamp

52 Colorado Springs, CO Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 18–99
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Jul 29
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Average
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Desperately
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other
Sign
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Education
Income
$50,000–$60,000
Status
Single
Offspring
Has kids, but doesn’t want more
Pets
Dislikes dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
Yiddish
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a mess.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Chillin'
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
sensing when I have to pee
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've got not one but two lazy eyes
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books--anything by David Sedaris, Amy Sedaris, Augusten Burroughs, Chuck Palahnuik, Anne Lamott, Stephen King, lot's more. My all time favorite book is still Catcher in the Rye.

TV--Always Sunny in Philadephia, Conan O'Brien, Jimmy Fallon, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, The Office, Arrested Development. Crap on Bravo, decorating, cooking shows, ya' know, girl stuff.

Music--I don't like music. Kidding. Very eclectic...I listen to a lot of podcasts. NPR

Movies--Alfred Hitchcock, classics like 12 Angry Men, Raging Bull, Comedies, Anchorman, Austin Powers, The Godfather, really bad horror movies that I can make fun of. I tend to have a juvenile sense of yuma.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
my keys
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How on earth am I going to pay my bills.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
crying
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have a crush on Count Chocula
You should message me if
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If you are not a douche.