Now.. What can I say about myself that has not already been said on a million online dating sights and perused quickly and then looked over?

I'm a Californian born and raised.. Spent 8 months of last year living in Savannah Ga and experiencing all that is not Ca. Upon returning I realized that I very much have the Cali native POV; I'm all for different cultures, I fully support the NoH8 campaign, Id rather eat non-american food, and I tend to think So.Cal traffic and driving for 2 hours to get to a few cities over is normal.

I love the arts, music, and heated debates. Favorite place: the LA Arboretum.

Im a guys girl absolutely.. sarcastic and funny.. laughing at dirty jokes and telling them makes my day.

Now.. mind you I am still a girl, and do have my feminine moments.. I will cry when the ASPCA commercials come on during Maury. But I think my Tom Boyishness and weepy feminine side balance out pretty well.. I'm pretty low maintenance.

Beyond this.. I cant really think about anything else to say about myself.. Questions? Ask me.

I am about to journey out into the world as a licensed Esthetician.. (Skincare Therapist).

Well.. I'm good at always having a witty comment.

Im also amazing at putting together Ikea furniture by myself.

And figuring out what exactly people are trying to explain when they're not making sense.

Absolutely my loud mouth and sense of humor.

Secondly.. my eyes.. they're pretty big.

Books- any Anne Rice, Stephen King, HP Lovecraft, Richard Matheson, or Charlaine Harris, and of course Harry Potter.

Movies- Labyrinth, Secretary, Gia, 28 Days/Weeks Later, Sean of the Dead, Muriels Wedding, Zombieland, Resident Evil, Paranormal Activity.. love Horror movies.

TV Shows- True Blood, Absolutely Fabulous, Bones, Teen Mom.

Music- Do I have room?? I adore the 80s!! New Wave, Alternative, Rock, Indie, Folk.. anything but country!

I collect 78's from the 60s-90s.. the cheesier the better. And yes, I do actually listen to them. Elvis Costello's Extreme Honey is my unicorn.

Tattoos
A good book
My dog Frankenstein
My cat Chapel
Black Flats or Boots
Coffee

Everything! Im pretty much always mentally on go.

Home reading a good book or watching a movie, Friday night coffee is always a favorite, girls nights, people watching at my favorite pub, dancing (Monday is actually more of my dancing night though), wreaking havoc stealing lawn gnomes and playing Chinese fire drill.

I have a potty mouth.. And I'm kinda a marshmallow on the inside (which I will never admit verbally.. according to me I'm a mini bad-ass).

If you like quirky, fun, neurotic girls. If you see sarcasm as a must, and not an annoyance. If you don't mind thrifting, or hitting up the flea markets. And if your looking for a woman with a head on her shoulders, and a monkey on her back. (just kidding about the monkey....)