I join too many book clubs. I write short stories. I love my local library. I'm trying to love my gym - but it's a struggle. My idea of roughing it is a three-star hotel. I would rather wander around a city center than hike a nature trail. I study French and Arabic, but never seem to get better at either. I love the sun, sand and sea. I do my own taxes. I like my beer dark and my coffee strong. I own a lot of rope. I prefer a little pain with my pleasure.
I like men. I like women. I like people who fall outside or in between the gender binary. I prefer the term queer to define my sexual orientation, but that's not an option here. I am not poly. I do not date couples. I am not your unicorn. I don't care if your wife is fine with it because I'm not. You won't change my mind, so please don't even try.
I like to go to restaurants, bars, museums, parties, movies and concerts. I don't mind going alone, but company is nice. So you should come with me. We'll have a good time.