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JennyJones27

29 F San Francisco, CA

I’m looking for

  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 27–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 3:37pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Space camp
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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Hey-o! I'm Jenny. I love meeting new people and finding out what makes them tick. I'm really good at being thrown into random situations with different people and seeing what fun can come out of it. I like staying busy whether it's with work or play... as long as I keep the two at an even tempo. Anything more specific... well, you're just gonna have to ask me.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm a hairstylist and I pretty much love it. I get to meet new people everyday and be creative. I couldn't imagine being cooped up in a cubicle all day... no offense :)

Putting out fire with gasoline.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being a friend. Listening. Keeping things in good spirits. Making jewelry. Collecting skeleton keys. Scooting. Cooking. Baking. Drawing. Painting. Gardening. Karaoke (well, not saying I have a good set of pipes, but it's more about having the balls I guess... No I do not actually have balls.)

Giving badass haircuts.
The first things people usually notice about me
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hmm.. my smile.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books:
HOUSE OF LEAVES
The Unbearable Lightness of Being by Milan Kundera
anything Chuck Palahnuik
Augusten Burroughs
Kurt Vonnegut
Christopher Moore
Hunter S. Thompson
Bukowski
Tom Robbins
Movies:
Dune, Brazil, The Last Unicorn, Drop Dead Fred, Edward Scissor Hands, Dracula, oh any zombie thriller, Death Becomes Her, blah blah blah.
Boobtube:
I don't watch much of it. What I do tend to catch on the occasional Hulu/Netflix bout is sporadic. Usually something Sci Fi or comedic. AFV is good :P
Music:
I play records at home and this silly ol' computer has way too much music to list. Though if I had to name a few: Al Green, Andrew Bird, Animals, Arcade Fire, Baby Shambles, Bad Brains, Battles, Beatles, Beach House, Berlin, Best Coast, Bikini Kill, Billy Joel, Black Flag, Black Lips, Black Keys, Blondie, BOC, Blur, Bob Dylan, Bob Segar, Bon Iver, Bonnie Prince Billy, Braids, Brian Eno, Broken Bells, Bruce Springsteen, Buzzcocks... I'll come back to this later. I like to boogie.
Food:
I used to bake for a living, so give me just about any recipe and I can most likely make it. I love the intimacy of cooking a meal at home for friends or a lover. Don't get me wrong, I do enjoy being wowed by a fabulous dinner out, but I prefer to leave the fast food for those who don't find the passion for meal preparation.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Seeing
Touching
Tasting
Hearing
Smelling
Free Will
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
There are no happy endings.
Endings are the saddest part,
So just give me a happy middle
And a very happy start.

-Shel Silverstein
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
It really depends on my mood. I know this is cliche, but there really is no "typical" friday night, nor any night of the week for that matter. I could be out dancing, I could be in reading, I could be trying to find a bar with an amazing bourbon selection to get mah fancy drank on. You: "Gee, Brain, what do you want to do tonight?" Me: "The same thing we do every night, Pinky - try to take over the world!"
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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meow.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you have any good jokes :). You're a gentleman and over all the bullshit drama also. Please don't be insecure with tons of baggage. We all got issues, mang... at some point you've just gotta push through it and live YOUR life.