I am wry, amusing, and observant.
My Self-Summary
I love
writing. My
world is upside-down just now, but will be righting itself
shortly.
Well. "Shortly" seems to have come and gone. I have somehow
survived being upside-down for months without fixing my situation.
I'm considering how well and how long I can stay this way. If I can
get rid of this whole Sword of Damocles feeling of rent hanging
over me, perhaps I'll transition from seeking salaried positions to
seeking contract work. I've got one decent lead, and only need
three or four to keep myself fed and housed on my thrifty
ways.
This needs an edit. Here's the new story:
I'm here to meet people. I'm not sure I buy the idea that okcupid's
giving people what they believe they want is the proper way to
match folks, but like capitalism or democracy, it seems like "the
worst system in the world except for all the others." I think
that's a Winston Churchill quote. Sounds like him, the cagey
bastard.
Anyway.
In spite of misgivings, I'm here and I do by and large approve of
the system and, unless you've found me by searching for high enemy
percentage, odds are I approve of you and most of what you stand
for.
My experience at the study of systems and figures and other
underliers to the world has taken a lot of my time, and as a result
I have a little less experience at things like travel and what my
mom refers to as "bodying," which isn't sex but more...being
present in one's body. Subjectivity. I'm used to dealing with my
body and world objectively; I'm not sure how to say it better. I'm
a big-time thinker, and don't always spend my time in the real
world. I have nothing against reality; there are merely other
things to do, and I spend some time doing them. If you disapprove
and/or disbelieve, I may come across as fannish, forgetful,
bubble-headed and/or consistently distracted.
But most of the time I'm not "being properly attentive," it's
because I'm paying still-closer attention to some detail.
This reads like a description of autism, but I don't mean that at
all. For one, I enjoy
hugs.
What I’m doing with my life
As mentioned in the about me segment, I'm...metamorphosing. Also,
writing.
Atypical day (they are all atypical days) finds me writing a
fantasy short
story. Today I'm
working on a novel about the
crossdimensional travels of an accountant and a professional thief
who happen to be the same person, when the accountant discovers
that some important objects have multiplied themselves in a way
that is wholly unnatural.
My second
novel is on hiatus for three weeks, until I can set up my poor
li'l computer again. My work on my first novel attempt (which
resulted in a novel-length...work...but not something of enough
quality to bear the word
novel. Even Eragon is better-organized,
and even Vampirates has a better premise) taught me that my writing
style changes drastically when I'm writing in someone else's house.
This makes it a great time for composing new card games, short
stories, and music, but bad for working on the middles of existing
works.
I’m really good at
For those of you who missed it,
writing. I also have exceptional
hearing, a keen sense of smell, excellent massage hands, solid
problem-solving skills (I felt I should add this, because I could
feel myself dipping into resume-writing mode), impressive balance
(I've had lessons in aikido, ninjutsu, tai chi, and tightrope), and
a bottomless pit of a stomach.
Oddly, the last seems most commonly remembered: "Here comes Jeremy,
the bottomless pit," they say.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm tall and slim. Or, if I'm among tall people, I'm noticed for
saying something entirely unexpected, such as the etymology of the
now-dead word "Gardyloo!"
(For the curious, it means, "Look out below, I'm emptying my
chamber-pot!")
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
I love Terry Pratchett's work. His college roommate Niel Gaiman is
also a lot of fun to read. In the past 3 weeks I've read:
So Long and Thanks for All the Fish, Young Zaphod Plays It Safe,
and Mostly Harmless, by Douglas Adams,
Howl's Moving Castle, by Diana Wynne Jones,
Dragons of a Fallen Sun, by Margaret Weis & Tracy
Hickman,
Jonathan Strange & Mr. Norrell, by Susanna Clarke,
Wintersmith, by Terry Pratchett,
Me Talk Pretty One Day, by David Sedaris,
and the nigh-unreadable first five chapters of the
never-to-be-published novel
John Doe's Story, by me in my
first year of college. Sometimes, I didn't bother to compose
complete sentences. Ugh!
Movies...I like Hayao Miyazaki's works, and look eagerly forward to
the release of Satoshi Kon's
Paprika. I'm a bit of an
anime fan, I guess.
It's kind of sad to me that there are so few
fantasy movies worth seeing. Directors
are too easily seduced by glitz, I think. I saw
Hot Fuzz recently. That's bloody
brilliant.
A proper bridge: I liked
Mirrormask, and I liked its
soundtrack.
I'm a sucker for jigs; fast north-European dance music,
particularly if it's old, goes over well just about always. Others
include
Voltaire,
Ayumi
Hamasaki,
QNTAL,
the music of
Cirque De Soliel...I like music
that's fast and complicated the best, though I appreciate most
kinds.
While I can down seven plates of food at a sitting (which,
according to Epcot Center, makes me a Viking), I tend to like
lighter foods unless the intention is "See how much I can consume."
Specific foods include
sushi, fresh mozzerella/basil/tomato,
dark
chocolate (pure enough to melt at room temperature, if you have
it),
garlic (and
several of the dishes it goes well with), hot tea (despite my
locale, sweet tea and iced tea have never sat well with me).
The six things I could never do without
Apparently "food, water, and shelter" all count as cheating. I
could possibly get away with leaving food on, but I'm not actually
a great lover of foods. I'm a decent but not exceptional cook, and
don't bear particularly discriminating tastes.
So. Six things other than physical necessities I really enjoy in my
life:
Music. Not constant,
mind, but at least some melody every week or it begins to bubble in
my head. Only by influx do I prevent myself from compulsive
composure. You'd think that would be great, but trust me: I'm not
that good at it.
Cleanliness. This is halfway to cheating, perhaps, but I find I do
absolutely everything better when I'm totally clean. I could
survive physically without cleanliness, doing the whole "once a
week" bachelor thing, but I'd be completely miserable. The same
goes for my surroundings; my former roommate got away with not
cleaning up after himself sometimes, because I couldn't stand his
plates just sitting out until he got home so I'd clean them up for
him.
Writing. I feel no need to highlight it again. This is my favorite
of all activities, in which I take the things I have learned and
the best of my experience and I make something yet better of them.
What's not to like?
Spiffy gadgets and signs of intelligent tech advancement, such as
the
Tesla
Roadster. Go look it up; they gather Awesome Sauce, and pour it
into a car-shaped mold.
Humor. The world has a tendency not to make any sense. We have to
have some way of coping. Laughter works well, but feels a little
awkward or forced without humor preceding it, don'cha know.
Companionship, of some kind. I mean, if that's not a requirement
for me, what the heck am I doing here?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What's next? I think this when I quit my job, when I sit to write,
when I got into a relationship, as it proceeded, and when it ended.
I'm told writers live in perpetual wonderment.
While my walk to the bus stop doesn't tend to inspire awe, I do at
least spend a good deal of it wondering.
On a typical Friday night I am
Writing, unless a
friend invites me out for something.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
I have three mothers. All of them are presently married. My father
is not a polygamist.
...apparently, my "private thing" is a logic puzzle/math test?
You should message me if
you want to.
you're curious.
you're interested.
you're not out for sex as an end in and of itself.
you'd like someone to tell you a story.
As a point of record, I have told a story of some kind to EVERY
person who has contacted me here.