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48 M Minneapolis, MN

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 30–55
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 10:46pm
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Full figured
Mostly anything
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from two-year college
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Has kids, but doesn’t want more
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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This is always a work in progress. I never know what to say in these things that doesn't sound like I am bragging. I've had an interesting life so far. I have traveled to distant parts of the planet and back, been a witness to history, lived some of my wildest fantasies, loved and lost, and even now, I yearn for a real connection with someone.

Paradoxically, I am just fine spending large amounts of time alone. On a cold winter's day I am very likely to spend an afternoon in my garage, keeping warm with a kerosene heater while I work on a project or two, a pipe clenched in my teeth. The lingering aroma of fine pipe tobacco mixing with the faint flavors of kerosene and sawdust in the air. Sounds wonderfully romantic doesn't it? OK, I know it doesn't but I like it.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working stiff in a white collar job with a lot of responsibility.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cursing. Former seagoing sailor here. In the Navy you learn all sorts of colorful metaphors and ways to pervert the English language.

Seriously though, I am a hobbyist woodworker. I work with both power and hand tools, many of them antiques. I also restore old hand tools to their former glory.

Also a great kisser, or so I have been told.


Making people laugh, (sometimes unintentionally)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I can be a little crusty around the edges until I get to know you, then you find out I'm just a big teddy bear.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books - I don't read for pleasure much any more unless you count the Uncle John's Bathroom Reader I keep next to the TP in the bathroom. So no favorite books.

Movies - Hard to say. My tastes run towards action adventure, western, scifi.

Shows - I DVR everything I have an interest in or stream it on
Netflix, Amazon or Hulu Plus when it's convenient for me. I've been discovering some TV shows I never would have watched otherwise.

Music - Rock and roll mostly. Some country is OK too.

Food - I could eat Sushi just about every day. Otherwise I am mostly flexible unless it contains curry.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
In no particular order:
Hot Shower
A good single malt Irish Whiskey.
Crunchy Peanut Butter
The love of a good woman.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How things work. I am intensely curious about the world.

How can I subvert the laws of physics to travel from point A to B instantaneously.

Marmota Monax and Forest Product Propulsion: Just Exactly How Much Wood Would a Woodchuck Chuck?

I know I came into this room for something. . .
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Having a beer (or two) over dinner at my favorite watering hole. Then home by 10. (Sometimes I stop at DQ on the way.)
I live an exciting life don't I?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Is not for public consumption. It's not private if I am posting it here.
You should message me if
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If I seem really interesting or compatible to you. And you have completed at least some of the match questions. I know some of them are ridiculous, but it's a way for you to get to know a little something about me. I will definitely be looking at your answers.