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48 M Minneapolis, MN

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 5:49pm
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Full figured
Mostly anything
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from two-year college
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Has kids, but doesn’t want more
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
This is always a work in progress. I never know what to say in these things that doesn't sound like I am bragging. I've had an interesting life so far. I have traveled to distant parts of the planet and back, been a witness to history, lived some of my wildest fantasies, loved and lost, and even now, I yearn for a real connection with someone.

Paradoxically, I am just fine spending large amounts of time alone. On a cold winter's day I am very likely to spend an afternoon in my garage, keeping warm with a kerosene heater while I work on a project or two, a pipe clenched in my teeth. The lingering aroma of fine pipe tobacco mixing with the faint flavors of kerosene and sawdust in the air. Sounds wonderfully romantic doesn't it? OK, I know it doesn't but I like it.
What I’m doing with my life
Working stiff in a white collar job with a lot of responsibility.
I’m really good at
Cursing. Former seagoing sailor here. In the Navy you learn all sorts of colorful metaphors and ways to pervert the English language.

Seriously though, I am a hobbyist woodworker. I work with both power and hand tools, many of them antiques. I also restore old hand tools to their former glory.

Also a great kisser, or so I have been told.


Making people laugh, (sometimes unintentionally)
The first things people usually notice about me
I can be a little crusty around the edges until I get to know you, then you find out I'm just a big teddy bear.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books - I don't read for pleasure much any more unless you count the Uncle John's Bathroom Reader I keep next to the TP in the bathroom. So no favorite books.

Movies - Hard to say. My tastes run towards action adventure, western, scifi.

Shows - I DVR everything I have an interest in or stream it on
Netflix, Amazon or Hulu Plus when it's convenient for me. I've been discovering some TV shows I never would have watched otherwise.

Music - Rock and roll mostly. Some country is OK too.

Food - I could eat Sushi just about every day. Otherwise I am mostly flexible unless it contains curry.
The six things I could never do without
In no particular order:
Hot Shower
A good single malt Irish Whiskey.
Crunchy Peanut Butter
The love of a good woman.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How things work. I am intensely curious about the world.

How can I subvert the laws of physics to travel from point A to B instantaneously.

Marmota Monax and Forest Product Propulsion: Just Exactly How Much Wood Would a Woodchuck Chuck?

I know I came into this room for something. . .
On a typical Friday night I am
Having a beer (or two) over dinner at my favorite watering hole. Then home by 10. (Sometimes I stop at DQ on the way.)
I live an exciting life don't I?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Is not for public consumption. It's not private if I am posting it here.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 30–55
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
If I seem really interesting or compatible to you. And you have completed at least some of the match questions. I know some of them are ridiculous, but it's a way for you to get to know a little something about me. I will definitely be looking at your answers.