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  • Ages 23–38
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My details

Last online
Today – 10:24am
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Strictly other
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
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I'm starting to think Eddie Blake was right, when you realize everythings a joke then the only thing that makes sense is to be a comedian.

Slight side bar, depending on how you define smoker, its been 6 months since my last cigarette, but every once in a while i get a whiff and still have that craving there.
What I’m doing with my life
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Work, sleep, other as hobbies like karaoke
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Causing trouble. Staying just inside the bounds of the law. Advocating for abstract legal concepts like jury nullification. Arguing contract language. Yelling at the TV... I have many skills...
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Beard, Kilt, I'm usually half asleep and half alive (working 3rd shift sucks but it keeps the bills covered)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Lord of the Rings, The Hobbit... Public policy books that would bring a lesser nerd to tears, various articles about random stuff, books with pretty pictures....and twilight....

Movies: Eurotrip, Another State of Mind, My Cousin Vinny, Shawshank Redemption, The Last Castle, Full Metal Jacket, and anything with Rodney Dangerfield.

Shows: Blue Bloods, Justified, Suits, Burn Notice....

Music: Hank III, The Matadors, Johnny Cash, Reverend Horton Heat, Murphys Law, The Bouncing Souls, The Vandals, Hank Senior, The Pogues, The Popes, The Nipple Erectors, The Loose Skrews, The Tossers, The Nightwatchmen, Arlo Guthrie, The Who, Deep Purple, Billy Bragg, The Street Dogs, Banjo Barney, Van the Man, Ronnie Drew, The Bastard Suns... This is not my attempt at being a hipster, this is the stuff I really listen to.

Food: Spicy, I like my food to have some serious kick.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My furbabies
Maslows Hierarchy of Needs
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why we strive to be normal instead of embracing the insanity.

What happened if I ran for public office and was completely honest...and I somehow got elected. Would the injection of integrity into the realm of politics cause an epic collapse, and could I be the first openly secular person to be elected in the buckle of the bible belt.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
No such thing as typical, especially when your shifts are all kinds of up in the air. I typically work every hour on the clock face in a single week.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I've considered employment as a bank robber, vigilante, petty criminal and my personal favorite a stripper
You should message me if
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You feel so inspired or if you frequently quote movies like the big lebowski, the sand lot or the goonies