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32 Lawrenceville, GA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–38
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 10:59pm
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body type
Strictly other
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I'm starting to think Eddie Blake was right, when you realize everythings a joke then the only thing that makes sense is to be a comedian
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Third man in a grocery store and resident lunatic on the night shift. My coworkers question my sanity on a daily basis, but work is only as miserable as you let it be.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Causing trouble. Staying just inside the bounds of the law. Advocating for abstract legal concepts like jury nullification. Arguing contract language. Yelling at the TV... I have many skills...
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Beard, Kilt, I'm usually half asleep and half alive
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Lord of the Rings, The Hobbit... Public policy books that would bring a lesser nerd to tears, various articles about random stuff, books with pretty pictures....and twilight....

Movies: Eurotrip, Another State of Mind, My Cousin Vinny, Shawshank Redemption, The Last Castle, Full Metal Jacket, and anything with Rodney Dangerfield.

Shows: Blue Bloods, Justified, Suits, Burn Notice....

Music: Hank III, The Matadors, Johnny Cash, Reverend Horton Heat, Murphys Law, The Bouncing Souls, The Vandals, Hank Senior, The Pogues, The Popes, The Nipple Erectors, The Loose Skrews, The Tossers, The Nightwatchmen, Arlo Guthrie, The Who, Deep Purple, Billy Bragg, The Street Dogs, Banjo Barney, Van the Man, Ronnie Drew, The Bastard Suns... This is not my attempt at being a hipster, this is the stuff I really listen to.

Food: Spicy, I like my food to have some serious kick.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My furbabies
Maslows Hierarchy of Needs
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What if Sgt Hartman from Full Metal Jacket just needed a hug? If we had 8 fingers how would we express ourselves when we run out of words? Why did i learn to tie so many knots? Why do we let halmark and de beers decide what is important to us? Why are diamonds so damn expensive, they are compressed carbon with very few real world applications outside of cutting and drilling with a supply chain that is artificially choked off by a few wealthy individuals to create a de facto price floor?

ok enough for now
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working 2300 to 0700
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I dont really like most people... Its a byproduct of working in retail/service...
You should message me if
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Dont....just dont....