33 Lawrenceville, GA
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My self-summary
Meh, does anyone actually read these things? I feel like it should be updated at some point, my work schedule is chaos...which means its up in there air, it either covers 1600-0000 or 2200-0600 (I prefer 24 hour clock because there are two 4's a day)
Other than that I try to maintain a sense of humor, striking random disco poses, talking in a russian accent, or talking about going to taco bell (that one is hard to explain and more like a running gag).
Other than that, i'm pretty open to what ever, any decent show, or cheap show of some band i've never heard of is fair game.
Also karaoke!
What I’m doing with my life
Work, sleep, other as hobbies like karaoke
I’m really good at
Causing trouble. Staying just inside the bounds of the law. Advocating for abstract legal concepts like jury nullification. Arguing contract language. Yelling at the TV... I have many skills...
The first things people usually notice about me
Good question, probably that my optimism is loud and wears heavy boots.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Lord of the Rings, The Hobbit... Public policy books that would bring a lesser nerd to tears, various articles about random stuff, books with pretty pictures....and twilight....

Movies: Eurotrip, Another State of Mind, My Cousin Vinny, Shawshank Redemption, The Last Castle, Full Metal Jacket, and anything with Rodney Dangerfield.

Shows: Blue Bloods, Justified, Suits, Burn Notice....

Music: Unknown Hinson, The Nipple Erectors Hank III, The Matadors, Johnny Cash, Reverend Horton Heat, Murphys Law, The Bouncing Souls, The Vandals, Hank Senior, The Pogues, The Popes, The Nipple Erectors, The Loose Skrews, The Tossers, The Nightwatchmen, Arlo Guthrie, The Who, Deep Purple, Billy Bragg, The Street Dogs, Banjo Barney, Van the Man, Ronnie Drew, The Bastard Suns... This is not my attempt at being a hipster, this is the stuff I really listen to.

Food: Spicy, I like my food to have some serious kick.
The six things I could never do without
My furbabies
Integrity (if you have to ask what that means...dont)
Maslows Hierarchy of Needs
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Justice is coming to all of us, no matter what we do.
On a typical Friday night I am
No such thing as typical, especially when your shifts are all kinds of up in the air. I typically work every hour on the clock face in a single week.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm a closet disco dancer.
You should message me if
You feel so inspired or if you frequently quote movies like the big lebowski, the sand lot or the goonies