You're probably bored by now, patient reader, so let's delve into some more personal tidbits that will either peak your interest or send you screaming for the nearest 1950s bomb-shelter. I am an insanely devoted Detroit Red Wings fan. I can say, without exaggeration, that I know absolutely everything about the Red Wings, ever (go ahead and test me). I only miss a game when the people who pay me in exchange for my labor force me away from the television (but I'll often keep an updating scoreboard visible on a nearby computer).
I like to write things that make people laugh. I've been published in various literary journals a few times (like that's impressive to anyone besides me). In fact, I like writing in general, so I'll probably be unemployed and/or homeless by the time I'm thirty. In that event, I'll probably fake my own death to avoid my student loans (I'm big into planning, you see.)
I don't really know where I'm going with this. If you can think of a question, go ahead and ask me. I'd love to hear from anyone who isn't just contacting me because I'm an absolute heart-throb. Wait...strike that. I especially want to hear from the girls who think I'm a heart-throb.