I'm a former stand-up comedian, so I have a really weird sense of humor. If you laugh at really terrible stuff, I'll laugh right with you.
I don't drink or do any drugs, but I'm fine if my date drinks. But hard drugs are a total deal-breaker. I'd just rather not deal with the drama, or someone who's strung out.
Err... and I'm one of those social fish-out-of-water. I have been single for eight years, and decided recently that the hiatus is over... so, yeah. I know, that's weird. Anyhow, it's safe to say I have absolutely no idea how getting back into the dating scene works. So if you'd like to say hello, please do. You'll find that I'm not a rabid jerk.
If there's anything else you'd like to know, I'd be happy to answer.
Most days I'm having a blast, trying not to take myself too seriously. I just like enjoying the company of positive people.
Movies: Star Wars(!!!!), Goodfellas, Stand by Me, Lost Boys, American History X, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, The Goonies, Night of the Living Dead, Dawn/Day of the Dead, Shaun of the Dead, Lord of the Rings, Friday the 13th, Nightmare on Elm Street, Halloween, Trick R Treat, Fight Club, Boondock Saints, Reservoir Dogs, Sin City, Pulp Fiction, Donnie Brasco, The Departed, Mystic River... and this is enough, right?
Shows: The Sopranos, Oz, Walking Dead, Breaking Bad, Sons of Anarchy, Mad Men, Hell on Wheels, and I love watching tons of stand-up.
Music: 90's grunge/rock (Huge Alice in Chains fan), Alkaline Trio, Social Distortion, Misfits, Lamb of God, Tom Waits, Rise Against, RDGLDGRN, Blitzkid, Chevelle, Johnny Cash, and on and on.
Food: Eggplant parm and calzone any day of the week.
There wasn't a video game section... for a person like me, that's bordering on sacrilege. So here we go.
Games: GTA series, Oblivion, Skyrim, Far Cry series, Red Dead Redemption, Max Payne series, Resident Evil, Silent Hill, Saints Row series, The Darkness... and I'm gonna lose cool points for this, but I'm a longtime WoW player. Sorry.
5. A sense of humor
6. The really screwed up unrelated crap that pops up during a Web search