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Jerreto

27 Saint Louis, MO Man

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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 24–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
Jun 1
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Black
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body type
A little extra
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Administration
Income
Rather not say
Status
Seeing Someone
Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Poorly)
My self-summary
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"Hi." "Hey." "How are you?" "Good. Y tu?" "Better than you." "So... you're doing great?" "No. I'm unbelievable."

I'm not sure what any of that has to do with anything. However, I feel you have a better grasp on who I am as a person now.

I'm just a guy working at an awesome company while I find a job in my field.

I am a fan of non sequiturs. I've always wanted to have a suitcase handcuffed to my wrist, all right. Everything doesn't have to make sense. I prefer to live in a somewhat enigmatic world.

I am, what I would call, an amateur history/geography buff. I am sometimes infatuated with the subjects. *Currently obsessed with pre-revolutionary war stuff.* Recently, I got extremely excited when I guessed the distance between St. Louis, MO and Quito, Ecuador. I guessed within 67 miles! Is geography a hobby? I bet it was awesome in the old days when you could be an actual explorer. I just explore things that have already been explored.

No matter how old I get, fart jokes still make me laugh.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working with people domestically and internationally.

I have lost almost 70lbs since March of 2013. Hooray!

I want to change the landscape of Higher Education! Well, at least help set the groundwork for future generations of Higher Education Administrators.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making myself laugh. I giggle a lot. Finding new beer. Thinking of puns that fit the situation. Learning about something, being really excited about it, gauging someones interest, and (if they seem interested enough) regurgitating whatever I've learned.

Oh yeah. I'm pretty damn good at translating slang/Ebonics for people that have no idea what rappers are talking about.
The first things people usually notice about me
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You probably will hear me laughing obnoxiously before you ever see me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I'm much more interested in TV than movies. Big fan of Breaking Bad, Dexter, The Wire, Louie, How I met your Mother, The Office, It's Always Sunny (wild card!), Arrested Development, a lot of old random shows from nickelodeon, South Park, Archer, I Love Lucy, 24, I could go on and on. I also enjoy watching football, baseball, hockey and basketball. I yell "Go home team!"

Music: I can be all over the place. I really enjoy the raps (run away!), the souls, the reggaes, the skas, the trip hops, and the mmm bops. I love the work of Robert Lopez. I can listen to The Book of Mormon soundtrack and the Avenue Q soundtrack all damn day.

I read a book once. Clifford The Big Red Dog was a tough read. Seriously, I'm really into Clive Barker at the moment.

I like food. It tastes like (metaphorical) heaven in my holes.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
6 pints of Ben & Jerry's ice Cream
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Black guy stuff.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Ideally, I am somewhere with mis amigos drinking beer and playing Cards Against Humanity. Perhaps I'm cooking dinner with my girlfriend. Maybe I'm seeing a comedian?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Cowboy butts drive me nuts.
You should message me if
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You want to see stand up comedy!

You have an anecdote you'd like to share.

You want to attend jazz concerts.

You still like to have fun as if you were a child, but you take care of your responsibilities.

You aren't afraid of the city. (Seriously)

You can tell me about some cool spots that not many people know about.

You want to walk some trails.

You have a question about athletic footwear. I'm way over-educated on shoes due to my last couple jobs.

You're looking for a friend only. Guy or gal, let's be pals.