Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
"Hi." "Hey." "How are you?" "Good. Y tu?" "Better than you." "So...
you're doing great?" "No. I'm unbelievable."
I'm not sure what any of that has to do with anything. However, I
feel you have a better grasp on who I am as a person now.
I'm just a guy working at an awesome company while I find a job in
I am a fan of non sequiturs. I've always wanted to have a suitcase
handcuffed to my wrist, all right. Everything doesn't have to make
sense. I prefer to live in a somewhat enigmatic world.
I am, what I would call, an amateur history/geography buff. I am
sometimes infatuated with the subjects. *Currently obsessed with
pre-revolutionary war stuff.* Recently, I got extremely excited
when I guessed the distance between St. Louis, MO and Quito,
Ecuador. I guessed within 67 miles! Is geography a hobby? I bet it
was awesome in the old days when you could be an actual explorer. I
just explore things that have already been explored.
No matter how old I get, fart jokes still make me laugh.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working with people domestically and internationally.
I have lost almost 70lbs since March of 2013. Hooray!
I want to change the landscape of Higher Education! Well, at least
help set the groundwork for future generations of Higher Education
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making myself laugh. I giggle a lot. Finding new beer. Thinking of
puns that fit the situation. Learning about something, being really
excited about it, gauging someones interest, and (if they seem
interested enough) regurgitating whatever I've learned.
Oh yeah. I'm pretty damn good at translating slang/Ebonics for
people that have no idea what rappers are talking about.
The first things people usually notice about me
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You probably will hear me laughing obnoxiously before you ever see
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I'm much more interested in TV than movies. Big fan of Breaking
Bad, Dexter, The Wire, Louie, How I met your Mother, The Office,
It's Always Sunny (wild card!), Arrested Development, a lot of old
random shows from nickelodeon, South Park, Archer, I Love Lucy, 24,
I could go on and on. I also enjoy watching football, baseball,
hockey and basketball. I yell "Go home team!"
Music: I can be all over the place. I really enjoy the raps (run
away!), the souls, the reggaes, the skas, the trip hops, and the
mmm bops. I love the work of Robert Lopez. I can listen to The Book
of Mormon soundtrack and the Avenue Q soundtrack all damn
I read a book once. Clifford The Big Red Dog was a tough read.
Seriously, I'm really into Clive Barker at the moment.
I like food. It tastes like (metaphorical) heaven in my holes.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
6 pints of Ben & Jerry's ice Cream
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Ideally, I am somewhere with mis amigos drinking beer and playing
Cards Against Humanity. Perhaps I'm cooking dinner with my
girlfriend. Maybe I'm seeing a comedian?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Cowboy butts drive me nuts.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want to see stand up comedy!
You have an anecdote you'd like to share.
You want to attend jazz concerts.
You still like to have fun as if you were a child, but you take
care of your responsibilities.
You aren't afraid of the city. (Seriously)
You can tell me about some cool spots that not many people know
You want to walk some trails.
You have a question about athletic footwear. I'm way over-educated
on shoes due to my last couple jobs.
You're looking for a friend only. Guy or gal, let's be pals.
Who are you looking for?
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