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Jerrifus

28 Bismarck, ND Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Aug 11, 2013
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Hospitality
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Russian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I'm told that I'm a good listener and am gifted at calming people when they're scared or sad.

I'm looking for something serious, but not looking very seriously.

I'm also new to the area and just looking for some ridiculous friends to do ridiculous and life affirming things with. I.e. Geocaching, kayaking, rolling down hills like children... You get it.

I like figuring myself out by putting myself in varying situations and seeing how I react to them.

I could describe myself all day but reading what I have to write about myself has little to do with getting to know me.

Who are you?
What I’m doing with my life
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Living it, seeing some pretty things, and trying to leave things in better shape than they were when I arrived. Basically I feel like life is a camping holiday.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Troubleshooting
Relaxing
Working
Cooking eggs in various fashions
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm usually making people laugh when I first meet them.

Physically people usually think that I'm a big guy. Which I am. People always say that I look lighter than I am, and I don't really know what to think of that.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Bookwise lately I've been into things by Kurt Vonnegut and things like The Great Gatsby. Stuff about gentlemen going through life and being confused by things and or messing things up and trying to fix them.

Favorite Movies: I'm a critically acclaimed movie duesch. Don't get me wrong I love a marvel comic movie as much as the next guy but give me an independent movie that messes with my head in little ways and I'm a happy dude.

Tv Shows: The Office, Community, Top Gear, fake news shows. Mostly Top Gear. I'm big into road trips.

Music: I listen to a lot of things, mostly either songs that remind me of good times or music that moves me. If you're into music we should talk bands because I can talk music for days.

Food: Trying, and doing a pretty good job of eating healthy foods. A lot a whole grains, steel cut oats, fruits and vegetables, but one of my favorite things to do is to try new food so it doesn't always work out. I'm not bad in the kitchen and am thinking about culinary school because I really like it when I make food properly.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Friendly company
Good food
Cliff-side roads
High quality audio
The allure of spectacular vistas just out of my sight.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What to do next. Places I'd like to visit.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I'm a bartender so I don't actually have Fridays, I just have one day a week where I catch up on laundry and things. I do the fun Friday stuff whenever I don't work mornings or just when someone is available to hang out.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
my first memory is of my grandma changing my diaper when I was but a baby.

I just noticed that I'm afraid of glass tables. As if I'm more likely to fall on them because they're glass.
You should message me if
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If you like yourself. If you want someone to try a little bit of the world with or if you're the kind of person who makes an event out of meteor showers.

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