Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How life is like a Wonkavator. It doesn't just go upways and
downways, but frontways, backways, longways, squareways and
slantways as well.
How silly I was at 25 to think that I had everything figured out,
and how nice it is to now accept that I never will, and realize
that that is what keeps life interesting.
Why every hot, half naked girl on here, with no profile info, and a
join date of 20 minutes ago, only wants me to visit their webcam
site, when all I want is some good, intellectual
Covering up the cheesy tattoos I got when I was 18 with less cheesy
If trapped in a cabin with you, during a horrible disaster with no
food, and we each lost a leg, would I eat mine, or yours? How would
I prepare it?