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Jerry0928

34 Denver, CO Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Oct 6, 2013
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 4″ (1.93m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Strictly other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Libra
Education
Working on space camp
Job
Other
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English, Other (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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People tease me about how visibly excited I get over the smallest things. It could be anything. Jumping off of a rock into a river, the sun coming out, trying a new food or learning something new.

I just moved here from New York, and I already love everything about this place. The people especially. So friendly and welcoming.

I snowboard, surf, rock climb, rappel, play the guitar, Scuba dive. I am always looking for new hobbies.

Somehow I've never broken a bone, even though I do a lot of stupidly dangerous things poorly.

I would probably like to dance more if I didn't think dance music was ear poison.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Leaving my job of 11 years and home for 32 years because you only get one shot at life, and I plan on getting my money's worth. No regrets!

Hoarding canned goods in preparation for the Zombie Apocolypse.

Crossfit
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Spelllinge and I am the awesomest at grammer.

Cooking. I wanted to be a chef when I was younger. I can make pretty much anything, and I love to cook for people.

Building and fixing things.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm tall, and my eyes change color sometimes.

I have a kick ass Vanilla Ice scar on my eyebrow.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I eat healthy. Whole foods and such. I love weird food.

I'm a big Movie/TV/Pop culture nerd. I am not a big fan of listing.

I love all music, but usually not the radio friendly poppy stuff. I love Chicago and delta blues, NOLA Jazz. Stooges, Bouncing Souls, Ramones, The Distillers, Descendents, Black Keys(pre- gold on the ceiling) the Kills, Violent Femmes, Blind Melon. I even like country. But only badass country, like Johnny Cash and Lucinda Williams.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Street Food

A Guitar

My Cat Bilo (he thinks he's a dog. He plays fetch, pants, rolls over, licks and chases his tail.) (don't you hate when people mistakenly think you want to hear about their pets. Yes I'm one of those people.)

Coffee

Laughter

Friends/Family

Truth is, I'm pretty adaptable, and could probably do without most of these things. I was once described (in my adult life) as being able to have fun and be happy by myself in a cardboard box. It's pretty accurate.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How life is like a Wonkavator. It doesn't just go upways and downways, but frontways, backways, longways, squareways and slantways as well.

How silly I was at 25 to think that I had everything figured out, and how nice it is to now accept that I never will, and realize that that is what keeps life interesting.

Why every hot, half naked girl on here, with no profile info, and a join date of 20 minutes ago, only wants me to visit their webcam site, when all I want is some good, intellectual conversation.

Covering up the cheesy tattoos I got when I was 18 with less cheesy tattoos.

If trapped in a cabin with you, during a horrible disaster with no food, and we each lost a leg, would I eat mine, or yours? How would I prepare it?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Lately... staying in a lot, packing and saving money for the move.

Generally... Hanging out at a music venue or dive bar too late, but still waking up early Saturday morning to board, hike etc.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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"In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog... When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out... But the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life."

I'm a never nude.
You should message me if
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You want to be my new friend.

You want to visit MY webcam. http://www.livevideo.com/video/588813B489BF4D5895DDDE8A22B3E635/Afro-Ninja-Flip.aspx

You have real interests and opinions.

You don't name your pets after clothing designers or expensive cars.

You can laugh about things that shouldn't normally be laughed about.

You can challenge me, call me out on my bullshit, and will not be afraid to make fun of me when I do/ say something stupid and/or trip and fall on my face.