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  • Ages 24-36
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
May 31
6' 4" (1.93m)
Body Type
Atheism but it’s not important
Working on Space camp
Has dogs and Has cats
English, Other (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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People tease me about how visibly excited I get over the smallest things. It could be anything. Jumping off of a rock into a river, the sun coming out, trying a new food or learning something new.

Somehow I've never broken a bone, even though I do a lot of stupidly dangerous things poorly.

I nearly cried at the Rodeo because I felt bad for the baby cows. It also made me feel like a giant hypocrite, because I was eating a cheeseburger at the time.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Just changed paths from my well paying work field of 12+ years to risk being poor doing something I really love to do. So far, it is proving to be a great decision.

I am about to buy a really, really ugly house and make it less ugly. Super excited about that.

I am planning to buy a scooter soon and start a Moped Gang named "Hell's Kittens"

I drive a Prius... You are welcome, world.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Spelllinge and I am the awesomest at grammer.

Cooking. I wanted to be a chef when I was younger. I can make pretty much anything, and I love to cook for people.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm tall, and my eyes change color sometimes.

I have a kick ass Vanilla Ice scar on my eyebrow.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I eat healthy. Whole foods and such. I love weird food.

I'm a big Movie/TV/Pop culture nerd. I am not a big fan of listing.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Street Food

A Guitar




Truth is, I'm pretty adaptable, and could probably do without most of these things. I was once described (in my adult life) as being able to have fun and be happy by myself in a cardboard box. It's pretty accurate.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How life is like a Wonkavator. It doesn't just go upways and downways, but frontways, backways, longways, squareways and slantways as well.

How silly I was at 25 to think that I had everything figured out, and how nice it is to now accept that I never will, and realize that that is what keeps life interesting.

Why every hot, half naked girl on here, with no profile info, and a join date of 20 minutes ago, only wants me to visit their webcam site, when all I want is some good, intellectual conversation.

Covering up the cheesy tattoos I got when I was 18 with less cheesy tattoos.

If trapped in a cabin with you, during a horrible disaster with no food, and we each lost a leg, would I eat mine, or yours? How would I prepare it?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Generally... Hanging out at a music venue or dive bar too late, but still waking up early Saturday morning to board, hike etc.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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"In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog... When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out... But the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life."
You should message me if
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You want to be my new friend.

You have real interests and opinions.

You have never taken a duck lips photo, even an "ironic" one.

You can laugh about things that shouldn't normally be laughed about.