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23 F Burlington, WI

My Details

Last Online
Feb 6, 2013
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Other, and somewhat serious about it
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Has dogs and likes cats
English, French (Okay), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Update: Only on OKCupid for FRIENDS. I'm engaged. I'm monogamous. No dates will be found here.

First of all, since this is more important than my dislike of bad literature, I will not automatically talk about sex with you. I don't want to divulge my greatest sexual experience with a complete stranger. I like to talk about it, but when you open a conversation with "Let's talk about sex," you make me want to vomit. Learn what a segue is. Also, winks=creepy. Don't wink at me. If I ever wink at you, it is because we've reached friend status and I'm mocking the act. And lastly in the category of "first," READ MY WHOLE PROFILE. Seriously. It says "New Friends" on the sidebar. Don't flirt with me when I'm only here for new friends. Maybe, after we become friends, something sparks, then you can disregard the "New Friends" thing. But as acquaintances, there will be no "so do u wanna meet n fool around?" crap. Got it?

All that said, I'm extremely open about a lot of things, but I can be extremely discreet. I'm a walking contradiction, mainly because our binary system of language doesn't provide for who I really am, but that's sort of a pretentious statement to make. Eh, I'm going to make it anyway.

Okay, so, here's the run-down: I'm not sweet. I'm not nice. Generally. I'm brutally honest, I don't do romance (I find it sickening), I prefer people who are upfront and obvious about what they want. I only like wordplay for the purpose of wordplay, not wordplay when things need to get said. Beating around the bush is obnoxious.

Also, when I say I'm eccentric, I mean it. It's easy to dampen it through Internet talk, but in person, I'm highly likely to just completely go off on a different subject that I think relates to what we're talking about. And I use big words, so please be able to handle that. If I hear one more person tell me "I'm dumb, you can't use big words around me," I will explode. Ask me what it means; I'll be more than happy to tell you (it gives me a feeling of self-righteous accomplishment).

When I talk to someone, especially on something as impersonal as the Internet, I am going to be extremely genuine (if a person can be more than genuine). I demand that everyone else be genuine, too. Otherwise, how will I ever know who you are?

Also, pet names make me sicker than romance. Like, I absolutely hate them, and that includes ones like "cutie, baby, sweetie" and the like. Seriously. I have a name. Use it.

I am eccentric, fearless, and frightening
What I’m doing with my life
Right now, I work for Best Buy. I graduated last December with a BA in English, emphasis on publishing. I'd love to work for a major publishing company, but writing video games is also a highly desirable career choice (except for Bioware's fucking application requiring you to actually make a short game). I was head editor for a video game news company, but I quit because 1) wasn't getting paid and 2) it was my last semester in college, and I needed to slow my extra-curriculars down a tad.
I’m really good at
Writing, reading, singing (sometimes), I'm sort of okay at photography, critiquing things, mocking chatspeak in everyday conversation by using it in everyday conversation, sneezing at volumes unheard of by the common man, talking about sex/pornography/sexual experiences (and noticing which people really want to talk about it but are afraid to), making situations awkward but not feeling awkward myself, being a bitch to obnoxious exes, being a bitch in general, handling myself when others are around, hurting myself with sharp/hot objects, tabletop roleplaying games, Guild Wars 2 WvWvW.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm not very noticeable, actually. And since I've never asked anyone what they notice about me, I can't really answer.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Oh goodness, well. Books: The Stand, Harry Potter, The Lord of the Rings, Hitchhiker's Guide, Madame Bovary, Pride and Prejudice, World War Z, Bloodtide, Smack, Shakespeare (but that's a really awful, measly list).

Movies,'s a few, but that barely scratches the surface: Pirates of the Caribbean (only the first two), Snatch, American Psycho, Serenity (because the Firefly series was robbed of its well-deserved glory, and this movie wrapped it up rather nicely, even if it was full of plot holes), V For Vendetta, The Machinist, Sin City, Juno, The Matrix, Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels, Interview With A Vampire (I liked the movie better than the book; less whining from Louis), Children of Men, Memoirs of a Geisha, Fight Club, The Lord of the Rings, Pan's Labyrinth, Hair Extensions, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Iron Man (mainly anything with Robert Downey, Jr. in it), The Avengers, Moonrise Kingdom, Christopher Nolan's Batman films.

Television is a range of very adult to very childish. I love Spongebob and Adventure Time, but I also love True Blood, Game of Thrones, The Walking Dead, Once Upon a Time, and Farscape. I can only watch stuff that features women in positions of power and has an element of fantasy.

Music, just about anything.

And I don't do favorite food. I'm mood-oriented.
The six things I could never do without
My laptop/a computer of some sort with Internet connection, independence, open-mindedness, food, water, and shelter.
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 18–26
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends
You should message me if
You're a believer who likes to blog about their ideals and can slow down time with Twix bars.