*Drifts into a dream sequence for some reason*
Time for some sexy bullet points. The true purpose of which is to fulfill my need to put things in order.
*I enjoy conversation, i love joking around, I'm a dag, i'm loyal and I ask too many questions. I enjoy spending time with people to the extent that i don't really care what we are doing, just as the time is spend with someone I get along with. Doesn't that sound sappy? I'm disgusted with myself. I'm also disgusted with you...you know who you are, you pervert. Ugh, you sicken me..
*I enjoy seeing people light up when they talk about something they're passionate about.
*I admire curiosity, humour and passion.
*I consider being perceptive of the people around you very important, as is only forming an opinion if you know what you're talking about.
As for the ol' 'favourite hobbies and interests' paragraph: History, Mental Health, Language, Listing Interests, Photography, Forensics, Anthropology, sounding/looking stupid online and beginning sentences with "I" too often. Although, that isn't really an interest so much as it is simply an inevitable repercussion of my time here. Anyway, my prevailing interest is gaming, to the detriment of the rest of my life, depending on who you speak to.
Anyway, as long as one respects others and their actions don't harm anyone else, i am impartial to how people live their life. That's not to say i dislike people, merely that i'm not narcissistic enough to believe that my reasoning is superior. Unless you are having sex with me, who you do (or do not, there is no try...as the case may be.) it with is of no concern to me.
Most shocking of all, i strongly dislike arrogance, greed, condescension, pretentiousness, manipulation and hypocrisy. Then again, we can all show those traits at one point or another.
If you've the willpower to endure the bad jokes/pictures in this bloated excuse for a profile, you will be the 'proud winner' of something my lawyer informs me prefers to be called 'Worm de Intestine'. But, before you claim this fantacular, spectastic prize, you must find it. I have buried it deep under the sand dunes of the Sahara. Muahahahahahaha!!! Hmm, that was pointless.